There’s no polite way to say this. Topher DiMaggio is the worst bottom in the short history of MEN.COM‘s “Top To Bottom” series. He spends less than four minutes with his boyfriend Lance Luciano‘s dick up his ass, and within that short period of time, […]
Earlier this week, a colleague sent over a video of self-proclaimed actor and “YouTuber” Steve Kardynal. The young, bearded fellow prances around a gym with his Shake Weight, decked out with a huge smile on his face. The clip’s combination of awkward and hilarious antics […]
Years ago on Manhunt, I sent an IM to this guy with a really hot ass. It didn’t take long for our conversation to move beyond the “hello” phase, as we began to exchange particularly naughty messages. At some point, we realized we hadn’t actually […]
Who won this cycle of America’s Next Top Model? The answer to this question may surprise you! Actually, it probably won’t surprise you at all. In the final episode, “total package” Chelsey Hersley faced off against absurdly photogenic “giant” Ann Ward. One of these girls […]
There’s a guy at my gym who I’ve been eye-fucking for weeks. It’s been more of a “Victor Voyeur” sort of situation, as I’ve made it a point to look away before he notices. But that all changed a few days ago when we wound […]
When Ellie Goulding first stormed onto the pop scene, her lack of standard pop star qualities was oddly refreshing. She was nothing more than a random blonde girl who liked to sing. Her style was subtle and understated, greatly contrasting with the over-the-top glamour of […]
Contrary to popular belief, I won't just sleep with anyone. Yes, I've had my moments of "taking one for the team", but haven't we all done that at some point in time? Being rejected isn't easy. And for some of us, turning someone else down […]
If you've followed my discussion posts for the most recent cycle of America's Next Top Model, you're likely aware that I'm pretty obsessed the overall winner, Nicole Fox. I was thrilled when Tyra Banks announced her victory, because it wasn't just a win for her. It […]
And I think I might have to come out of the closet… as straight! Some of the moves in Shakira‘s “She Wolf” video totally gave me a semi. Even her awkward moves were slightly endearing. How is this song not giving Kelly Rowland and David Guetta a […]
File this under inappropriate (yet appropriately hilarious) cakes. Apparently there is a trend of explicit baby shower cakes, which leads me to wonder what other occasions could call for unsuitable desserts. Feel free to comment with your suggestions. Should we team up with His First Huge […]
