We posted about Manhunt member thinkInk this week, and in one of his pics, he’s sporting a kilt. Kilts are awesome. We all know that kilts are one of the sexier things a guy can wear. AS LONG AS HE WEARS IT IN THE TRADITIONAL […]
Tag: balls
One Million Moms Hates Balls
An adorable K-Mart commercial is being unfairly labeled as obscene for celebrating something that all Americans love – BALLS. Well, maybe not lesbians, but I’m sure they can get on board with celebrating your body. One Millions Moms (aka three closet case conservatives with access […]
Kellan Lutz Is Shirtless In Hercules: The Legend Begins
Here’s the trailer for Hercules: The Legend Begins, which stars Kellan Lutz, whose chest and arms you may remember from the Twilight films. Basically, these ancient Greek/Roman epic blockbuster films are, at this point, a mixture of the Gladiator/Spartacus “hero’s journey” mixed with the love […]
Mrzoltowski Wants You To Know About His Nuts
Mrzoltowski‘s Manhunt profile text contains very little except the warning that “this product may contain nuts”. We love a cheeky bastard. He’s a big ole’ beefstick from the UK, and I want to motorboat those big hairy pecs. And while I’m motorboating them, I will […]
George Clooney HAS To Be Joking About Getting His Balls Ironed, Right?
He’s known for practical jokes, so this has got to be one. In an interview with Italy’s MAX magazine, George Clooney was talking about plastic surgery and claimed to have had his balls ironed. Ow? (via Queerty) “I’ve never fixed my eyes, but I spent […]
Mr. Balls: The Best Anti-Cancer Mascot We’ve Ever Seen
Meet Mr. Balls. He’s the mascot for the anti-cancer group Associação de Assistência às Pessoas com Câncer in Brazil. And he is a giant pair of balls. Things are EXTRA in Brazil. A friend of mine once dressed up as testicles for a Halloween party […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Boys Night In
The two man comedy team of BriTANicK has a problem. They keep trying to hang out but one of them suddenly becomes naked and starts trying to thrust his cock and balls up on his pal. Ordinarily this would be creepy and possibly a tale […]
We’ve Got To Band Together To Improve The Self-Image Of Our Balls
Balls are just an unattractive feature of the male anatomy. They’re wrinkly, pendulous, and often distorted in color (seriously, I had a boyfriend whose scrote was swarthy on one side and fire engine red on the other. I don’t think he had anything wrong with […]
An Open Letter To Bravo Delta’s Balls
Dear Bravo Delta’s Balls, I am available to place my tongue on you whenever you need to be licked. I couldn’t help but notice that, while Bravo was fucking Dillon Rossi, you were bouncing around and looking particularly scrumptious. It seemed suitable to extend this […]
So, Um, David Beckham Has A New Underwear Line?
Perhaps my gossip-savvy co-blogger was aware of this development, but I had no fucking clue that David Beckham was designing an underwear line for H&M. I kept seeing this particular promo shot plastered onto every gay blog in the history of mankind. This left me […]