A wise poet named Beyonce Knowles once said, "If you got it, flaunt it." Phoenix-based model Nick Certo has an incredible ass, but he clearly hasn't taken Beyonce's advice! There aren't nearly enough images of his poke-worthy butt flooding the internet, and someone needs to fix […]
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Matthew Morrison Makes Us Hot For Teacher
We're still recovering from Cory Monteith's cock as
Caption This: Bus Stop Butt Play
Okay, so maybe I'm a little obsessed with inappropriately photoshopping kittens' heads onto images with highly sexual content. There's nothing wrong with me, I swear! I can stop whenever I want to, but what would be the fun in that? If I did, you wouldn't […]
Woof Alert: Aaron
Who ever said that a balding man can't be attractive? Some guys grow old with a full head of hair and others don't. It's just the way nature works, so get the fuck over it. If a guy has a decent face and a sexy […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Tighty Whities
Considering that I'm in love with both of these men, it's painful for me to put them against one another in an iPhone War. They may be on opposite sides of the body-type spectrum–toned twink and beefy cub–but I'd let either of them shove my […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Girth Brooks
Ignore the fact that Girth Brooks (Get it?) has one of the worst names in the history of porn, because this stud is seriously packing in those jeans. I don't know why someone with such a big cock would ever run around commando, so I'll give […]