You might have noticed The Locker Room got a little less action in 2014. Back in early February, I made an executive decision to utilize the series to primarily focus on naked (or nearly naked) men in the sports world, and in that respect, the […]
Tag: baseball players
The Locker Room: Prince Fielder’s Butt In The 2014 ESPN Body Issue
Year after year, the ESPN Magazine has delivered naked male athletes in their annual “Body Issue”, even though it’s rather likely that the majority of their demographic would rather gawk at some female tennis player’s boobs. (I know, I know! Gay dudes like sports too.) […]
The Locker Room: Grady Sizemore
Grady Sizemore has signed with the Boston Red Sox. This is amazing for two reasons. A) He’s incredibly hot, and he will be changing in a locker room on the regular a scant seven minutes from my cubicle. Because you never know! B) It gives […]
The Locker Room: The Hottest Male Athletes of 2013
In 2013, nudity lead to major popularity in The Locker Room. Whether the athlete in question was naked on purpose or caught in the act, more than half of these posts were dedicated to bare jock flesh on display. Hell, even one of the guys […]
The Locker Room: Are The Red Sox Beards Sexy Or Scraggly?
We’re in the middle of the World Series, and not being a gigantic sports fan, my main concern is – are the now famous Red Sox beards attractive? Do my beloved Boston boys look good with the beards they began growing in spring training? Or […]
The Locker Room: Matt Kemp
Baseball season is upon us! It’s time for tasty players like Matt Kemp here to pull those tight baseball pants on and start squatting. Squatting to catch those grounders. Get your mind out of the gutter, you whores! Matt plays for the LA Dodgers and […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Andrew Stark Fucking Four Hungry Asses In A Row
Andrew Stark demonstrates his remarkable stamina in Major League 3, a new Jizz Orgy scene where he lines up Johnny Rapid, Hunter Page, Mike DeMarko and Riley Banks against a row of lockers and drills their sex-starved butts one at a time. The power dynamic here, a baseball coach […]
Twink Tank: Ian Levine
Did Ian Levine escape from the secret farm where Bel Ami breeds their flock of impossibly beautiful young men? At 5’8″ and 125 pounds with blond hair, blue eyes and a very healthy appetite for cock, this 18 year-old fellow is every twink lover’s dream come […]
Tricky Subject: If We Let Gay Guys Play Baseball, This Is What’ll Happen!!!
Thanks to Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander, we now know it would be a “tricky subject” for straight baseball players to share a locker room with gay teammates… But just how tricky could it get?!?!?! What if there are multiple gay or sexually fluid players […]
Cute Baseball Player Justin Verlander Says Something Nice About Gay People (And We Listen)
Is anyone else exhausted that, every time a straight athlete comes out in support of the LGBT community, it’s considered headline-worthy “news“? Justin Verlander, a pitcher for the Detroit Tigers and clear nominee for 2013’s Best Major League Baseball Smile, wouldn’t “mind” if there were a […]