Woot! PLEDGE TRAINING! What, you thought we just took in these bitches and didn’t teach them to treat us right? Think these pussies just show up knowing how to suck a dick and get pounded? We all take turns training these guys to be men, […]
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Pass the ass
Wooohooo! Pledge induction night! Each night we induct a new pledge as our bitch or bro in training. Every bro in the house has to take a turn and dump a load in his holes, then pass it, make sure we start this shit off […]
Prostate Milking
What’s a best friend for if not to tear your hole open now and then? Will Angell bottoms for the men in his life he really cares about and no one gets more of Will’s hole than Jason Collins. There’s plenty good reason for that […]
Luke Adams And His New Beard Exfoliate Adam Thick’s Hot Body
FUN FACT: “Exfoliate” could also be construed as a euphemism for “fuck” in this case. Stroking his cock, Adam Thicke gets distracted by smooth Luke Adams and joins him in the pool. Luke wraps his legs around the hairy stud, the two kissing before hopping […]
Morning Wood: May 10, 2016
Good morning, beardy musclefucker. I don’t know your actual name, although I suspect that this is your London escort ad, so I’m gonna call you Samuel for lack of a better option. But damn, daddy. With shoulders and arms like that, I’ll be glad to […]
Take a Jack Off Break From Black Friday Shopping
With this sexy daddy in the mall bathrooms. I love when dudes make public JO vids of them and friends at rest stops or bathrooms or in the park or wherever. But they’re usually just dick shots and moaning with a background of urinals, or […]
Morning Wood
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning, Troy Webb. […]
Flipping Out: Damien Stone & Hunter Marx Do It In Cop Uniforms
The new Titan Men flick Bad Cop comes equipped with an enticing men in uniform premise, but it doesn’t rely on this schtick alone to get your dicks squirting all over the place. For starters, they’ve offered a line up of highly attractive, muscular and often […]
Quickie: B.C.
Hopefully, B.C. is more age-appropriate appearing for some of you. The rotating cast of trolls who work their bitchcraft in our comments section claimed I had practically nominated Alan Hoffman for NAMBLA’s “Boy of the Week”. Silly bitches. He was of age! *ahem* If you […]
I Saw Brett Swanson Kissing Santa Claus (And Fucking Him Too)
You can call me a Grinch, but for the most part, I really loathe the majority of Christmas-themed porn. You can’t just slap Santa hats onto a bunch of muscle jocks and expect me to unleash my (warm, creamy and quite plentiful) holiday spirit onto […]