Feast upon Brazil’s Thiago Perri. The country has recently elected him president based on… Well, just look at these photos. He should run everything. Even his belly button is hot. Pardon me while I board a plane to Brazil so I can honor the new […]
Canada has so much going for it. Poutine. Jason Priestley. Kindly French people as opposed to the ones in France. AND MEN. Canadian men are hot. They tend to be hairy cuz’ it’s cold, and they adapt via fuzz. And they all look good in […]
This is a goddamn travesty! Two enthusiastic Miami Dolphins fans were recently asked to leave a game due to their festive team speedos. What is wrong with people? Your team isn’t exactly a shining example of sportsmanship lately. These two are improving your image! Because […]
Winter is coming and what better way to keep warm than to curl up with a hairy hottie like Jon Gomez? These lovely photographs of Jon by Joan Crisol will renew your lust for fuzzy fellows. Look at the fur on this dude. You just want […]
You might have seen this at last night’s VMAs. That’s Lockhart Brownlie. He’s Katy Perry‘s badonka donk-blessed backup dancer. Fiery hot, he kept my attention the entire time during Katy’s closing number. Bitch could have been covering a G.G. Allin song, and I wouldn’t have […]
Has there been a void in your life since the last Seth Fornea photo shoot? Are you still crying tears of hot white semen over Kennedy Carter‘s retirement from the gay porn industry? Do you have the urge to watch a gorgeous redhead stroke his […]
Good news for anyone who’s crushing on gay porn’s newest muscle bear Dirk Willis! He’s not straight. Though his scene for Bait Buddies presented him as a reluctant first-timer, he reveals within the first few minutes of his High Performance Men solo that, sexually speaking, he […]
It may be difficult to think about any other asses after this morning’s post about Nick Sterling, but we encourage you to try your best by digging deep down into your horny, man-lovin’ soul. Yup, It’s time for another Battle of The Booty! To commemorate […]
Brace Wilhold is a dream come true for daddy bear enthusiasts. That salt and pepper hair! Those sparkling blue eyes! That hulking presence that makes you weak in the knees! A voice that makes you want to get down on your knees! And, most of […]
Everyone’s favorite ol’ school porn star, Al Parker, stars in this 1985 Torso magazine spread entitled “Nick’s Nymphs”. In case it wasn’t obvious, the “Nick” they’re referring to is none other than jolly old Saint Nick. Yup, it’s Al Parker as Santa Claus! Let it […]
