Upon selecting Mark Schofield for today’s Quickie, I kept worrying that he’s some already-famous model that you’d all roll your eyes at me for posting. The 30 year-old male model has a classic male beauty reminiscent of David Gandy or pretty much every model who’s […]
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Unlockables: The Slutty Blowjob Shot
Last weekend, I sent a short message to this couple on Manhunt, and they responded by unlocking their private pictures. There wasn’t anything particularly unusual about their additional images—cock shots, body shots, ass shots and… OH WAIT, WHAT’S THAT HE HAS IN HIS MOUTH? It […]
Top or Bottom: Zac Efron
Zac Efron is the straightest straight man who’s ever been straight. He poses for pictures with women and shows off his awesomely untrimmed treasure trail! He likes skateboarding! Shirtless. Also, this one time he wore flannel to a photo call! That is so heterosexual that […]
Secret Sex: Coldplay
Yes, all four of them. I want to bang every single member of Coldplay, even though I can’t stand listening to their music. This never occurred to me until a shirtless picture of bassist Guy Berryman (as seen above) started making the rounds yesterday afternoon. […]
Woof Alert: Rocky LaBarre
Whenever you see pics of the fuzzy manslab known as Rocky LaBarre, don’t you just want to yell “a maaaaannnnnn!” Much like that lady chicken when she spotted Foghorn Leghorn? Burly boys like Rocky might not be to everyone’s taste, but he sure as hell […]
Random Question: Are You Hypocritical If You’re Pro-Condom But Enjoy Watching “Bareback” Porn?
There seems to be this misconception that all men hate condoms. This simply isn’t true! Some of us enjoy the sight of our partner sliding one onto our rock hard cock, as he eagerly anticipates the pounding he’s about to receive. It isn’t just about […]
Hot or Not: Anal Beads
Kyle Butler is my new gay porn obsession because—a) He looks like every other bearded Brooklyn hipsterfuck I’ve ever wanted to bang, b) He is a total bottom whore, and c) There really don’t need to be any other reasons. After kicking off his career […]
Have You Ever: Had Rug Burn After Sex?
RUGBURN! is a movie about the most perfect porn stars ever (with the exception of Jamie) having aggressive, sweaty man-sex on rugs. While it’s unlikely that the stars experienced any frictional abrasions whilst filming—they’re too damn beautiful for that shit—we’re going to ignore that fact […]
Have You Ever: Fantasized About Your Boss?
It’s going to get awkward if I keep writing posts like this. Nevertheless, I can’t just sit here and ignore that people fantasize about their bosses, supervisors or other authority figures! Call it unprofessional if you’d like, but that’s what a lot of guys get […]
Secret Sex: Swan of Finland
This is, quite possibly, my favorite edition of Secret Sex ever. The Swan of Finland is a 42 year-old gentleman in Las Vegas who wears many hats—competitive bodybuilder, model, (straight) porn star, stripper and “rock star”. He’s actually very easy on the eyes! You know, […]