Bruiser is huge! Actually, I have no idea how tall he is or how much he weighs, but he looks like a really big dude who could throw me around in the bedroom (or throw me across a bar after I drunkenly grope his butt […]
Tag: beefy builds
Construction Workers
As a fan of rugged guys I’ve spent many an hour lusting after construction workers and utility repairmen. I’ve also spent many, many hours thinking about Dolan Wolf’s wonderfully fuzzy ass. Luckily, the nice fellows at Butch Dixon have combined two of my great loves […]
HELP! My Butthole Is Boycotting The Football Fuckdown Series.
I am hopping mad with rage! Earlier in the week, it was brought to my attention that MEN.COM has a new erotic series entitled “Football Fuckdown“. The three short films star the number one man I want buried deep inside of me, Colby Jansen, as […]
Who Cares About Tony Paradise Bottoming Again? Colby Jansen Is EVERYTHING.
I want to care that Tony Paradise was so desperate for cash before he went to prison that he gave up his tight, nearly-virgin hole in yet another bottoming scene with total dreamboat Tyler Hunt. However, there are a few things that are preventing me […]
Everything Butt: Mac’s Beefy Cheeks
I’m going to be upfront with you. Mac, one of the newest models on Chaos Men, is not the best model or performer. He looks pissed off in all of his pics and not in the hot, angry “I’m going to fuck your brains out” […]
Woof Alert: Ginger Cub Thor Johnson & His 8×6-Inch Uncut Cock
We interrupt your regularly-scheduled blog posts to bring you this emergency edition of Woof Alert, starring 25 year-old ginger cub Thor Johnson. We spotted his thoroughly mouthwatering 8×6 inch cock on The Guy Site this afternoon, and upon doing so, we pushed aside all of […]
In Which Tony Paradise Loses His Butt Virginity To Colby Jansen & I Regain Faith In Humanity…
In an ideal world, every single gay-for-pay porn star in existence would lose his ass virginity to Colby Jansen. You really can’t help but adore the mischievous grin plastered on his face, as soon as he hears that Tony Paradise is going to jail and […]
Baseball Jock Brant Treats His Bottoms Right.
“I’m an ass guy, what can I say?” These eight magical words from Corbin Fisher‘s Brant have lingered in my mind since his debut on the site. At the time, he was referring to how he fantasized about doing “fucking a girl in the ass” to […]
“Why Don’t You Get Over Here and Suck My Dick?”
I have waited so long for those ten magical words to emerge from Colby Jansen‘s mouth! Unfortunately, he isn’t saying them to me or my potentially obsessive co-blogger. He’s blurting them out to Rod Daily in an entirely fictitious scene about a butt dial gone […]
Everything Butt: Jason Stonebrook
Jason Stonebrook‘s butt is, without a doubt, the butt that the Everything Butt series has been waiting for. We say that with no disrespect to Josh Long, Darius Ferdynand, Ray Diaz or any of the other slimmer men who’ve appeared in recent entries! It’s just […]