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Tag: Beyonce
Billy Eichner Calls for More Explicitly Gay Characters in Family Films
Comedian and The Lion King star Billy Eichner wants more openly gay characters in family films. In a recent interview with BuzzFeed News, Eichner was asked about Scar being coded as gay in the original 1994 film. “People are always trying to find the gay character in animated movies” he […]
15 Reasons Why Beyoncé Is Secretly A Cat
Last night, pop superstar Beyoncé surprised fans (and non-fans alike) by releasing her long-delayed fifth studio album on iTunes. The project had been shrouded in mystery since her Super Bowl performance last February, and it turns out there was a good reason for that—videos were […]
Taylor Lautner’s Hotter-Than Doppelgänger Fills Your Gaping Beyoncé Void
In case you missed it, BuzzFeed published a list entitled “7 Amazing Drag Queen Performances To Get You Through The Beyoncé Drought“, featuring the talents of RuPaul’s Drag Race alumni Raven, Shangela, Dida Ritz and Tyra Sanchez. Now I will gladly let them finish, but […]
Janelle Monae is More Interesting than Miss Beyonce.
Here’s Janelle Monae‘s new single “Dance Apocalyptic.” As you can see, it’s more of her high concept campy pop weirdness and, yet again, it’s far more palatable than any of the other professionally weird pop divas making things at the moment. The first time I […]
Kelly Rowland: “Dirty Laundry”
Remember back in the day when you’d actually purchase physical copies of albums, pop them into your stereo, open up the liner notes and read along with the lyrics while you listened for the first time? It would be great if you could do that […]
Beyoncé & André 3000: “Back To Black” (Amy Winehouse Cover)
The Great Gatsby is set to open all over the universe this weekend, and with it will come the onslaught of heavily-funded PR campaigns and sudden massed interest in the fashion and style of the ’20s (Again – didn’t we finally just move past that […]
#BeyDisappointedNow
Beyoncé teased fans yesterday with a five-second promotional clip which inexplicably ended with the following date, time and hashtag: “4.4.2013 / 9AM EDT / #BeyHereNow“. Most folks assumed the international pop sensation would be premiering a new song or music video, or at the very […]
What The Hell Is Happening In This New Beyoncé Song?
There’s a decent breakdown and analysis of Beyoncé‘s new song “Bow Down/I Be On” over here if you’re interested. For me, it sounds like she listened to Azealia Banks‘ “Van Vogue” and Rihanna‘s new record far too many times, rolled into the studio with producer […]
Beyonce Initiates “Countdown”
Let’s see. We can spot Audrey Hepburn movies (Funny Face), some Bob Fosse, Flashdance, Chicago…are we missing anything on the homage list? See how many you can spot! Here’s the vid for Beyonce’s new single “Countdown.” It’s a fun song, and she’s obviously been having […]