Last night, pop superstar Beyoncé surprised fans (and non-fans alike) by releasing her long-delayed fifth studio album on iTunes. The project had been shrouded in mystery since her Super Bowl performance last February, and it turns out there was a good reason for that—videos were […]
Tag: Beyonce Knowles
What The Hell Is Happening In This New Beyoncé Song?
There’s a decent breakdown and analysis of Beyoncé‘s new song “Bow Down/I Be On” over here if you’re interested. For me, it sounds like she listened to Azealia Banks‘ “Van Vogue” and Rihanna‘s new record far too many times, rolled into the studio with producer […]
Beyoncé Was Great At The Super Bowl & You Can Eat A Hot Cup of Smegma If You Think Otherwise
“Beyoncé Silences Doubters With Intensity at Halftime” may sound like a tweet from a devoted follower of The Church of Destiny’s Child, but it’s an actual headline on The New York Times website right now. Look, you can throw your shade all you want: “Madonna […]
The Amateur Hour: Pseudo-Double Penetration With A Soundtrack
This video of two men banging to Cat Power‘s “Empty Shell” gave us a big laugh (and an even bigger boner) while we were browsing through amateur site Post Him. There’s just something so fucking hilarious about these dudes going at it in such a primal, […]
Must Watch: Who Run The World? Cubby.
You remember Cubby, right? He’s a chub cub interpreter of Beyonce‘s artistry, as well as being a close personal friend to B. Cubby shot to Internet stardom with his leotarded take on “Single Ladies,” and he’s back and testing the material strength of every kind of […]
In Which Kanye West Makes A Total Ass Of Himself
Did anyone watch the MTV VMAs last night? I was too busy getting my dick sucked, so I missed out on all the crazy celebrity antics. On that note, I was expecting to hear a lot about Janet Jackson's an apology to Swift, her mother […]
Aural Only: Beyonce Knowles
Isn’t it funny how Beyonce basically fills the absence of her former Destiny’s Child members with back-up dancers? I love how almost every recent video release has included her two replacements for Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams just taking up the extra space. It’s actually […]
Things The World Doesn’t Need
Look, I love singing nuns as much as the next guy, but what the hell are these rumors about Beyonce Knowles starring in a film adaptation of the Sister Act musical? If your jaw isn't already on the floor, get this–apparently Meryl Streep could be […]
Caption This: Beyonce Knowles
Sasha may have her ferocity and bootylicious nature, but this girl needs a caption! References to Beyonce or Destiny's Child song titles are highly encouraged. Points for creativity and mentions of Thundercats. We're depending on you to make this work. If we like it, we […]
Beyonce’s Tour Gets Even Gayer
While Beyonce was performing "If I Were a Boy" in London, fans got a treat as George Michael joined her to perform the song as a duet. Instead of changing the lyrics, he sang the song pretty much straight-forward… well, almost. Check out the video […]