The judges on the UK’s Strictly Come Dancing are obviously either visually impaired or haters of true beauty. Gorgeous straight ally Ben Cohen was kicked off the show this week. They said his Charleston wasn’t up to snuff. I don’t care if Ben Cohen dances […]
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Quickie: Francois Sagat
Cranky sexy person Francois Sagat might have left gay porn behind, but that doesn’t mean he’s retiring to the French countryside to herd sheep. He’s still rearing that tattooed head on the nightclub scene, and he’s also launched a clothing line called Kick Sagat. This […]
Hot Flash: Jon Gomez By Joan Crisol
Yesterday’s shots of hairy perfection Jon Gomez were so popular that we HAD to find some more. Well, they were so popular with me. That’s all that matters. These pics are by the same photographer, Joan Crisol. Unfortunately, they put Jon in some arty bondage […]
Quickie: Jon Gomez
Winter is coming and what better way to keep warm than to curl up with a hairy hottie like Jon Gomez? These lovely photographs of Jon by Joan Crisol will renew your lust for fuzzy fellows. Look at the fur on this dude. You just want […]
Zac Efron’s Jaw Has Been Wired Shut
His agent made him do that to stop him from sucking so much dick! One of those dick-owners might blab to the tabs! That’s what you were thinking. Don’t lie! If I were Zac Efron‘s secret boyfriend (*cough* Dave Franco*cough*), I’d be pissed. That’s it […]
We Found A Hot Manhunt Member Who Needs Validation!
He likes when you “wink” at his Manhunt profile! We usually don’t get a lot of feedback about the “wink” function beyond some Gloomy Guses who don’t appreciate the ocular appreciation. Well, Britboi_drewhere does! This handsome Canadian also prefers you send a face pic to […]
The Locker Room: Victor Cruz
NY Giants wide receiver Victor Cruz has become known for his touchdown gimmick. He salsa dances after he scores! And he’s pretty good! And you know what they say about a guy who can dance. He’s usually really good at stickin’ it in you. Watch […]
The Jonas Brothers Come “Out”
I’m a filthy liar. The Jonas Brothers sat down with OUT magazine to whore their upcoming new album and pose for pics (which is the only reason they’re still showing up on magazine covers – cuz’ they grew up hot). It’s Out, so they were […]
This Guy’s On Manhunt?!?
It’s a question we get a lot. Why would a stunningly gorgeous dude with a heavenly body like _BoBo_ need a Manhunt profile? Doesn’t he just have cocks and asses being thrown at him left and right? Cynical bitches! There could be A MILLION reasons […]
Nick Jonas Working On His “Fitness”
Gah. That’s really all there is to say. This is Nick Jonas previewing his shoot for Men’s Fitness. It’s comforting to know if I ever become a pop star and my music career loses a little traction, I can always go and get JACKED and […]