Ah, the joys of getting married–eternal love, companionship and inviting a hot Catalonian top over to plow your husband's ass while you film it. Okay, so we realize that all gay marriages aren't like porn star couple Francesco D'Macho and Damien Crosse's, but their latest […]
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Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Tim Kruger
If I were Samuel L. Jackson, I would probably say something like, "Enough is enough! I've had it with these motherfuckin' twinks on this motherfuckin' blog!" Okay, so I don't actually have anything against all these hairless young men, but we've been giving them little […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Nils Jakubson
You know what would be perfect on this lovely Sunday morning? Waking up to Nils Jakubson's hard
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Diesel Washington
You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone. Or at least until it retires from porn and leaves you with a raging hard-on. Ever since gay porn star Diesel Washington announced his departure from the industry, I've become even more obsessed with him. I […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Lukas
There are plenty of things I love about Lukas. He's got the whole dumb, boy-next-door look going on. Paired with the little bit of hair on his torso and some scruff, you have an equation that drives me wild. But the best part about this […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Mike Branson
Every now and then, I like to their blog. Years and years after originally jerking my cock in my parents' basement, Branson still leaves me drooling at the thought of getting my lips around that thick piece. Does anyone know where I can stalk him […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Girth Brooks
Ignore the fact that Girth Brooks (Get it?) has one of the worst names in the history of porn, because this stud is seriously packing in those jeans. I don't know why someone with such a big cock would ever run around commando, so I'll give […]
Cock-a-Doodle Do Me: Jimmy
Gather around, my dear size queens, as I tell you the tale of a boy named Jimmy. His haters would throw insults such as "fugly unibrow dude" and "butterface" in his direction, but he got the last laugh when he whipped out his gargantuan 11-inch […]
Unlockables: Between The Legs
When it comes to dirty self-portraits, angles and positioning are everything. By utilizing the "between the legs" pose, your man-candy will look extremely appetizing and slightly more filling. This one comes with a few side-effects that might not work for every guy, but you can […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Ty Hudson
How do I get stuck with all the frumpy doctors? I don't know how I'd react if this slab of daddy meat (also known as porn star Ty Hudson) was giving me a prostate exam. All I know is that there's an extremely high chance that […]