Judging from the size of his bulge, it’d be safe to assume Ricardo‘s particularly well-endowed. Well, at least that’s what we’d like to think. When it comes to the whole “grower or shower” debate, it’s quite possible that Ricardo only appears to be incredibly blessed […]
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Lessons We Learned From Zack Rosen
Zack Rosen is the editor-in-chief of The New Gay, an internet space you may have visited once or twice. In his time there, he’s probably written a handful of thought-provoking entries, but there’s one extremely important lesson that he just taught us–you can win things […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Clint Harrlord
For most folks, the word “flaccid” doesn’t inspire a whole lot of dirty thoughts. Why would you want a soft cock when you could have a hard one? Duh, because the whole point is to make it stiff. I know I can’t be the only […]
Alex Slater Takes On Girth Brooks
I think I’ve died and gone to porno heaven. Or at least I’ve died in the Shakespearian sense of the word, because Girth Brooks and Alex Slater have appeared in a scene together. As you may recall, I’m kind of obsessed with them. Yes, both […]
BREAKING: Jamie Foxx Would Rather Fellate This Random Microphone Than Your Erect Penis
Have you heard yet? Jamie Foxx is so not gay. Normally, we wouldn't consider something like this newsworthy, but the Academy Award winning actor left us utterly baffled with his methods of declaring his heterosexuality. In response to Howard Stern's big penis, and we've seen […]
Weatherman Pete Bouchard’s Big Claims
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We Can Now Officially Say We’ve Seen Jamie Foxx’s Penis
Law Abiding Citizen just might be the best movie that I have no desire to see. The film's promotional trail has already provoked Gerard Butler to admit that he loves here) is actually him! I suppose he had nothing to be ashamed of, because in case […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Tristan Jaxx
I became quite distressed upon realizing the severe lack of uncut penises in our weekly Cock-A-Doodle Do Me feature. Thankfully, I came across a promo image for Raging Stallion's The Trap with none other than Tristan Jaxx. It was like I was saved by some […]
Patricia Arquette Rethinks Divorce With Thomas Jane
You may that Megan Fox's audition for Transformers involved washing director Michael Bay's Ferrari while he filmed it. Do you think Thomas Jane had to audition for HBO's Hung in a similar way? I know they're saying that we'll never see his junk, but I […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Nabih Sirajh
Don’t be deceived by Nabih Sirajh‘s boyish good looks. Underneath those white pants lies a monster that could tear you in two. It’s thick, veiny and it’s called his “penis”. While you’re rolling out of bed for brunch, take a look at this mouthful. Do […]