Have you seen Drake Temple‘s dick yet? It’s extremely important to us that you see Drake Temple’s dick, because it’s the sort of dick you’ll want on the tip of your tongue as soon as it meets your eyes (unless you hate foreskin for some […]
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I’m Obsessed With Jordan Levine’s Beard.
Important news! Jordan Levine has a beard now. This is news because he didn’t have one before, and it’s important because Levi Michaels jizzed on it. As you all know by now, that’s what you’re supposed to do with a dude who has a beard, […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Dario Beck Fucks Pau Casserras & Everything Is Right In The World
Hey, remember how I was so angry about Matthew Keading getting roofied and raped by two asshole frat boys on Fraternity X? I’m calming down thanks to Dario Beck‘s dick. In fact, it would not be inaccurate to say that I’ve been healed by the […]
You Asked For It: Bryce Evans Gets EXTREME With Johnny Rapid
This clip starts out innocently enough. Bryce Evans is sprawled out on his bed, writhing around in his boxer briefs for nearly thirty seconds. As the camera moves down, we (naturally) discover that Johnny Rapid‘s living under his mattress in a cage. He’s cuffed and […]
Timber Brown of “America’s Got Talent” Has A Gay Porn Past
Timber Brown is an extraordinarily talented acrobat who appeared on this season of America’s Got Talent. You may have seen him pole-dancing to Tim McGraw or, more recently, spinning from the top of Radio City Music Hall to Fall Out Boy‘s hit single “My Songs […]
Jesse Jackman Remains Flawless
It’s a shame Jesse Jackman, salt and pepper chest hair and all, can’t be cast in an intergenerational fuck scene for this contest you should be entering right now. We would have loved to see him play “daddy” with a younger porn star, as he […]
Country Boy Pocket Gay? YES PLEASE!
Oh, fine! I suppose I can’t callĀ Gage a “pocket gay” when he’s (allegedly) straight, but he’s got to be on his way to getting there. He’s too damn cute to be heterosexual, and judging from the way he plays with his ass, this 5’5″ blond […]
Will The Real Jason Stark Please Stand Up? (Part One)
This isn’t confusing at all. Jason Stark is a blue-eyed, British performer who appeared as item #4 on a previous edition of The Cock Buffet. Meanwhile, Jason Stark is also a hairy, slim gay porn newcomer who appeared in the featured bonus clip of a […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Brett Bradley & His Nine Incher Take Aaron Slate To “Pound Town”
What motivated this post more? The size of Brett Bradley‘s schlong or Aaron Slate‘s cyrstal blue eyes and overall cuteness? We’d like to argue it’s some combination of both. Brett’s got a sweet piece of meat that looks like it’d be a pleasure to suck […]
Would You Hit That?: Uncut Twunk Brian Jovovich
“Brian Jovovich is a new boy you’re gonna be seeing more of in the near future at Bel Ami! Brian has a lean, muscled body with intense blue eyes and an impressive uncut cock. Lest we not forget his milky white bubble butt that looks […]