By now, you may have heard of the Private Gym, a new FDA-registered exercise program that helps you last longer, stay harder and shoot further. Need a visual? Of course you do. Head over here. Once I stopped imagining Johnny Hazzard and Austin Wilde in […]
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Model Chad White Smiling With A Boner (And Some Pictures That Aren’t His Boner, Too)
Apparently, model Chad White had a revealing moment at a 2013 fashion show in Milan or New York? I somehow missed this, because my knowledge of fashion pretty much stops at knowing how to put my pants on. (Cue the makeover montage with Daddy Mayonnaise!) […]
Olympic Boner Controversy: Henrik Rummel
Forget about meatheads sporting grilles, stoned judo fighters, and whether or not that Chinese girl is an aqua-cyborg! The REAL Olympic controversy is “did US rower Henrik Rummel have a stiffie on the podium when he got his bronze medal?” See above. Thoughts? Winning an […]
Exclusive Video Interview with Samuel O’Toole (Part I)
As promised on last week‘s edition of The Cock Buffet, here is the first installment of our exclusive interview with Samuel O’Toole! We kicked things off with what’s sure to be the least popular question, but the one I was personally most curious about—Why haven’t […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Devious Duos
This is one of those rounds of iPhone Wars where you’ll either instantly choose a favorite or spend hours in indecision. I mean, how does one even begin to explain the eight contestants in today’s “Battle of The Devious Duos“? The first and last pairs […]
Secret Sex: Indie Dudes With Beards
As a casual fan of indie music and a rampant fan of facial hair, I’ve become pretty obsessed with The Sound And The Furry. This little ol’ blog devotes itself to talented musicians with beards. Basically, it’s a digital representation of everything that gives me […]
Five Gay Monsters Write Their Bad Bromance
When a video of a group of gay guys dancing to their favorite pop song hits the internet, it seems like the immediate reaction is "OMG, it's like the new 'Single Ladies'". On any other day, this would bother me. But I have a feeling […]
Wake Up To Some Morning Wood
French fashion mag WAD's latest editorial certainly lives up to the magazine's name. I almost blew three wads as soon as I saw the first shot. We were going to post this series last night, but we figured we'd start off your morning with something […]
A Totally Pointless Video That Gave Me A Boner
How do you make a video of two guys suggestively wrestling even gayer? Set their feud to the sweet sounds of "Oochie Wally" by QB's Finest. There's nothing better than dry-humping to lyrics about "gutting coochies", eh? Except for maybe bending both of these boys […]