Y’all bitches can say what you wanna say about Miley Cyrus, but I am LIVING for her new look, her new sound and her new “no fucks given whatsoeva” attitude. She hopped on this hot piece of DICK, then she hopped on this hot piece […]
Ooh, honey, don’t even get me STARTED on Brody Wilder! That boy could get it in the worst way, the best way and some other way between both those other ways. Lucky for us horny motherfuckers, he’s getting it HARD in the new Falcon Studios […]
Please excuse me while I do a headstand and direct my coochie toward the ceiling fan, because Jessie J is looking TOO FIERCE with that big bald head of hers. To be real with y’all, I was skeptical of this bitch when they tried to […]
Yeah! You heard that right, ball lickers! A panel of expert judges composed of me and ONLY ME have determined, no lie, that Landon Conrad is this week’s hottest BITCH. It doesn’t matter if he’s deep-dicking Tyler Wolf or getting his hole twerked over by […]
Now y’all fancy panty-sniffers are probably wondering why there’s no reference to Dan Black‘s DICK in the title of this post. Well, child, my mouth and ass are already at FULL capacity with Adam Levine and Betty Who slamming me in each end. There ain’t […]
Throw your crusty thong-wearing faves into a dumpster and make some room for future dance-pop queen Betty PHUCKING Who! On her new single “You’re In Love”, this tall-ass hot bitch tells her man he’s in love with her because she’s flawless as ALL fuck, and […]
These thirsty bitches better close their ass lips and sit their ratchet asses down, because I’m calling first dibs on Adam Levine‘s DICK! Some thing he’s in called Maroon 5 released a thing called “Love Somebody”, but ain’t nobody got time for that! Who can […]
I’m back, bitches! Dewitt tried to pull some foolishness and push me out a window after yesterday’s jam from Jennifer Lopez, but ain’t NOTHING that can hold down the royal twat Boulangerié Knowles. As long as there are fierce and fabulous things in this world, […]
STOP! Is this bitch crazy with her yellow lipstick, trying to serve up lemonade realness? I’m living (or should I say LIVING IT UP) for the new Jennifer Lopez music video with hot piece of DICK Pitbull in there doing his thing. My girl Jenny […]
Hey guuuurlfriends! It’s your new best friend, Boulangerié Knowles. What I need to happen right now is for ALL you frisky fellows to liberate your lubricants, drop your man panties to the ground and get those dicks jumpin’ for your sugar momma. Why? Oh, come […]
