You know who I’m jealous of? People that spend a lot of time in the gym. They used to annoy me, but now that I’m older, I just can’t fathom how anyone can actually find time during the day to commit to something. Probably, this […]
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Quickie: Brad Strokes His Fat, Uncut Dick For Maskurbate
Last month, Maskurbate celebrated the new year by inviting back fan-favorite Brad, and since I am literally the worst human being in the whole world, I neglected to inform you about his foreskin, his meaty thighs and the 18 pounds of muscle he’s put on to […]
Everything Butt: Beefy, Straight Jock Wagner Loves Riding Dick
What’s better than getting fucked by a tall, beefy god that looks like one of these guys? Finding out that he likes it up the ass, but of course! Wagner made his debut on Chaos Men a while ago, and while this might seem hypocritical […]
NO DEAL PIZZAS: This Mexico-Based Bodybuilder Is Super Hot
He’s a 34 year-old top living in Mexico City with a bodybuilder physique and a whopping eight solid uncut inches packed inside his undies. You can find him on Manhunt under the name QMATADORQ, and while you’re poking around his profile to see more pictures, […]
Seeing Double Has Never Felt So Good (For Your Penis)
Browsing through profile after profile on Manhunt, you’ll notice some guys are very fond of certain photo filters and effects. There are times when, yes, this can be obnoxious and make it difficult to ascertain what they’d actually look like in real life, but on […]
The Locker Room: Soccer Player Deniz Mehmet’s Hard Cock & Solid Ass
Well, it appears that The Locker Room series is off to a good start this year, thanks to some leaked nudes of British-born Turkish soccer player Deniz Mehmet. The 22 year-old goalkeeper—who stands at 6’4″, if that matters to you—took some very naughty self-portraits that […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By The Cum Sluts Of Chaos Men
You might have heard that Shiloh and Prentice completely obliterated the competition on our Best Blowjobs of 2014 countdown. Their victory got me thinking about all the Chaos Men scenes I wanted to write about this year, but never got around to due to time, […]
You’re Gonna Want To Tear His Underwear Off & Fuck Him Right Now.
Anyone who identifies as a top will immediately perk up when they see the fourth picture in this post. The subject is a tall, handsome 28 year-old bottom from the Boston area. He’s wearing a tight pair of 2(X)IST boxer briefs that hug his round […]
I’ve Never Done This Before: 18 Year-Old Billy Taylor’s First Gay Fuck
Billy Taylor is a newly bisexual 18 year-old who made his debut in a solo for Randy Blue earlier this week. He won me over from the get-go with his tight swimmer’s build and all-around good looks. His treasure trail leads down to a nice bush, […]
This London Jock’s Packing 9 Inches Uncut.
He’s a 27 year-old personal trainer and massage therapist from London, who’s packing nine inches uncut beneath his lightly hairy, muscular torso. You can find him on Manhunt under the name Rugger86, though sadly, you can’t currently see any proof of his very large equipment. […]