I’m just pissed Joey Fatone didn’t get cast in this. It’s not like his big ass doesn’t need the work. It’s the next-to-last installment of the boy-band porn epic One Erection: The Un-Making of a Boy Band and I can’t deal with the impending end! […]
Y’all might remember that the last time Ms. Boulangerié Knowles got with those hot pieces of DICK from One Direction, she had just been FUCKED by the Backstreet Boys and anal was OFF limits. Now, these twink bitches done released their new single “Story of […]
I’m not sure this is a news-flash, exactly, but it seems like boy bands, in the style of James Franco, are trying to stay relevant by outdoing themselves… each other… someone…(?) in the sexual ambiguity stakes more than they ever have before. Buzzfeed currently features […]
I’m a filthy liar. The Jonas Brothers sat down with OUT magazine to whore their upcoming new album and pose for pics (which is the only reason they’re still showing up on magazine covers – cuz’ they grew up hot). It’s Out, so they were […]
We’re just as surprised to hear this as you are! Apparently, the Backstreet Boys reunion didn’t go as well as Nick Carter was hoping, so he inquired with his agent about entering the adult industry to make a quick buck or two. As a former […]
OH, ya’ll didn’t think quintuple-penetration was possible, now DID you? Well Ms. Boulangerié Knowles is here to help you get right with your life and RECOGNIZE that some of us actually know how to take a DICK! For those of you keeping score at home, […]
My hole is STILL sore from getting stuffed by all five Backstreet Boys over the weekend, but I was NOT going to say “no” when One Direction‘s manager called me up and asked if I could meet with the boys for a private party. Now, […]
Y’all ain’t EVER gonna believe what happened to me over the weekend! While I was all up at Wendy’s deepthroating a Pretzel Bacon Cheeseburger, these five fine motherfuckers rolled up with their DICKS out. My jaw dropped down to the floor, and I was straight […]
UK boy band The Wanted have struggled to snag another stateside Top 40 hit since “Glad You Came“, peaking right around the edge with “Chasing The Sun” and failing rather miserably with the straight-out-of-Ibiza follow-up “I Found You“. Whether you agree or not, the fact […]
Has anyone else heard of McFly? They’re a UK boyband made up of attractive young men who are very comfortable with nudity. THIS is the kind of marketing all those boybands of days past should have involved themselves in! If N*Sync, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees, […]
