Idris Elba pretty much has an open invitation to stick his dick in me whenever he wants. I will lick his balls, sit on his face and take him in every position imaginable (especially this one), all whilst grabbing onto his muscular round ass, pushing […]
If you’re in the mood for a big gay dance song this morning, then you should look no further than London DJ Duke Dumont‘s “Need U (100%)”. The track features up-and-coming, 18 year-old singer A*M*E (pictured above), delivering her best early ’90s house diva vocals. […]
For his oral skills alone, Dolan Wolf should receive an early nomination for 2013’s Hottest Cock Slut award. This man definitely knows how to take dick down his throat, and if you remember his original Woof Alert post from back in January 2012, he’s not too […]
Lincoln Gates must not have any gag reflex whatsoever. He’s taking Dominic Belko‘s dick down his throat like it’s nothing, and while Dominic isn’t quite hung like this, even the smallest dicks can make us “normals” choke after a few seconds of face-fucking… But, uh, […]
Groping Hands is a site that exists with the single hope that you want to jerk off to a pair of mysterious hands fondling, manhandling and finger-banging amateur British men. It’s the type of idea that you’d never come up with on your own, yet […]
Do you like foreskin, golden brown hair, mischievous smiles, nipple piercings, lickable balls and British accents that would make anyone with a pulse melt into a pile of goo? Then good news! We found your Valentine. His name is Louis Goodwin, he’s a model for Blake Mason, […]
Did you miss me? Well, I’m back whether you like it or not! The holiday season is always a blessing and a curse. I’m forced to awkwardly interact with my family members, as I fall deeper and deeper into a frantic internet withdrawal. It’s not […]
A few of you mentioned this in yesterday’s post about The X Factor host Steve Jones and his annoying tendency to ever wear clothing. Apparently this giant black dildo was molded from his penis? We’re not buying it until we see the video clip. In […]
Initially, I had dismissed Once Upon A Time as a knockoff of Bill Willingham‘s comic book series Fables. Fairy tale characters living in the modern world? I mean, it’s an interesting premise, if you throw in more sex/murder/violence and less annoying children who make me […]
If you can stand to sit through yet another lip-dub of Mariah Carey‘s “All I Want For Christmas Is You”, this video is legitimately more adorable than you could ever imagine. Not to mention, it’s full of seamen! Tons of dorky, British seamen. As for […]
