Today marks the kick-off for International Masturbate To Mark Ruffalo Week. It’s okay if you’ve never heard of this seven-day jizz extravaganza, because when it comes to holidays, it’s about as legitimate as National Pizza Day or any of the other bullshit occasions you see […]
Tag: Bruce Banner
Who Would You Rather?: Bruce Banner Edition
I’ve written on numerous occasions about my absurd boner-crush on actor Mark Ruffalo, so you can imagine I was pretty excited to hear that he’d be playing the Bruce Banner (aka The Incredible Hunk) in the upcoming film The Avengers. As if that weren’t awesome […]