It’s been almost a month since I realized my full potential as a bareback cum dump, dropped out of college and moved into the Sketchy Sex house to have guys breed my ass on the regular. They’ve told me that I’m not quite ready for the […]
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BREAKING NEWS: Sketchy Sex Jizz Whores Are Holding ALL of The Big Dicks Hostage
A DUMPSTER, FULL OF CUM – An elderly couple, living next door to the Sketchy Sex household, has uncovered documents revealing that the gay bareback reality site plans to kidnap men with large penises to quote, unquote “keep their cum dumps full”. Their shocking agenda deems […]
Sketchy Sex Cum Dumps Remain Unemployed & Hungry For Bareback Action
Since its launch in December 2013, Sketchy Sex has continued to find new ways to shock me. First, it was their “We know its dangerous, but we don’t care” mission statement that caught my attention, but as I continued to follow these supposed unemployed, self-proclaimed […]
DO NOT LOOK AT THIS POST.
I don’t know what you’re doing reading these words, when I specifically warned you that you should not look at this post. There is still time to turn back! There is still time to seek redemption for your soul and jerk off to something a […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Seven Days of Loads (Part One)
From now until this Friday, you’re going to bust a nut every single night. This isn’t a request. This isn’t a prediction. It’s a demand. I don’t care if you do it alone or do it with company. I don’t care if you do it […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By The Impossibly Great Pairing of Dan Darlington & Skylar West
We weren’t sure that Randy Blue could ever top the oh-so-inspired combination of Dan Darlington and Nick Sterling donning jockstraps and fucking like madmen in a locker room (as seen here). Little did we know, they’d achieve the task by pairing Darlington with an unlikely candidate—Skylar West. […]
When Teagan Met Bryan
A vocal bottom is a good bottom. You can feel free to disagree, but I’m not going to change my mind on this topic. Communication is an extremely important part of sex. Especially when that communication involves moans, grunts and language so filthy that your […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Bryan Cavallo
You’ll notice a few things if you watch Bryan Cavallo‘s latest trailer with Ryan Holtz. For starters, both guys are extremely attractive, and it just so happens that one of them has a particularly large cock. Yet despite their combined powers of hotness, there’s a […]