It's now official–Girth Brooks has a magical penis. What's prompted me to make such an absurd declaration? Well, he's recorded a scene with a woman. And it turned me on. Though I'm not scared of vaginas, they don't particularly put a tent in my pants. […]
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Woof Alert: Pete Kuzak
Shortly after discovering that you can use the internet to find porn, my next greatest discovery was COLT Studio Group model Pete Kuzak. Next to
Everything Butt: Gio
If Gio looks familiar, it's probably because you've seen him in
Cayden Ross: Unexpected Power Bottom?
Upon setting eyes on his might
Random Question: Do You Have A Phone Voice?
Every now and then, I will unconsciously alter the pitch of my "phone voice". I've do this while ordering food. I do this while picking up a call from an unknown number. I just want to stress–there is nothing intentional about this. I've even tried to […]
Woof Alert: Aaron
Who ever said that a balding man can't be attractive? Some guys grow old with a full head of hair and others don't. It's just the way nature works, so get the fuck over it. If a guy has a decent face and a sexy […]
iPhone Wars: Fourway Battle of The Killer Abs
Today's iPhone Wars contestants certainly aren't strangers to the gym. And even if they don't have memberships, I'm pretty sure that they've been doing some serious crunches! All four of these guys are rocking a quite impressive set of abdominal muscles. Six packs, eight packs, […]
Just The Tips: Stop Offering Me Beer, Damnit
Has this ever happened to you? You chat up a hot guy on Manhunt, agree to meet up and as soon as you come through the door he says, "Can I get you anything? A beer or something?" I can't even count the amount of […]
Girth Brooks F**ks Alexander (And That’s All You Need To Know)
Despite his horrible porn name, Girth Brooks was a huge hit on the Daily. Now I'm not a rocket scientist or anything, but this probably had something to do with his thick, got blown by Berke Banks, and now they've taken it to the next […]
Geek Out: Get This Man Into My Bed Immediately
Hey guys, I think I found my new boyfriend. Okay, so I probably shouldn't send out our wedding invitations or anything, but he's totally going to do me in the butt. While I'd rather bend him over, I'm compromising because he's allegedly one-hundred percent top. […]