Still so concerned that we’re losing #AssWednesday to girl butts (which are great, but not what I wanna see on Wednesdays!). Check out the top 5 butts this week and tell me your favorites in the comments (real voting is coming back soon – I […]
Those are some perky buttocks. Jacob Oates looks like he came out of the hot twink miracle machine. The Speedo body, smooth skin, and FACE FACE FACE. He might be a little too muscular for you twink purists, but shut it – he’s hot. You […]
You Alan Hoffman naysayers are going to crucify me for this one. Gays have obviously invaded the publicist profession. At least in Britain. Because when a potential star’s meteoric rise turns into a sad sputter, they immediately make the guy pose for a gay mag. […]
We did promise you the 2014 Team USA mens’ bobsledding team in this Locker Room post, but Eddy Alvarez‘s booty popped up. He’s a speedskater, and you’re going to want to get into his bodysuit. He’s 5’5″, so you could keep him in your pocket […]
Hopefully, B.C. is more age-appropriate appearing for some of you. The rotating cast of trolls who work their bitchcraft in our comments section claimed I had practically nominated Alan Hoffman for NAMBLA’s “Boy of the Week”. Silly bitches. He was of age! *ahem* If you […]
Here are some presumably straight buds just hanging out on a balcony and getting drunk together. In g-strings. What I like about this is that there aren’t any girls around to impress, and they don’t look like they lost a bet or are being hazed. […]
Here’s the very pretty Alan Hoffman. Guys can be pretty. Alan’s got a lovely face, and an ass that’s like two scoops of French Vanilla ice cream. And I’ve got the cone. What did that even mean? Even his tattoos are pretty. That Day-of-the-Dead-Virgin-Mary lady […]
It’s space ass! Because it’s out of this world! These big, beefy, mouth-watering mounds of butt belong to Instagram’s xristian665. They’re luscious. How do I get my entire body up them? I will settle for my cock. And my face. You don’t understand. But you […]
Here’s model Radek by photography studio The W. The styling is fantastic, especially in the pics where he’s only sporting a ballcap, tube socks and a backpack that’s seemingly made out of one of Colby Keller‘s backdrops. That “Santa Fe” design really shows off Radek’s […]
Christmas has come and gone. It’s time to return the gifts you pretended to like and to prepare for your New Year’s Eve festivities. For me, that means getting a gigantic cheese plate and a bottle of wine and mocking Ryan Seacrest on New Year’s […]
