There will be no “Brexit” from Sam Barclay’s butthole for Josh Milk. My predecessor Tyler REALLY had a problem with a previous scene from UK Naked Men. He was so irritated by the wet sucking and slapping sounds that he consulted Web MD to see […]
Wait, so am I supposed to let sexy strangers into my house or not? Knock, Knock starring Keanu Reeves was in the theaters for about 3 seconds. I’m sure you’ll see it floating around the Netflix netherverse at some point. Keanu plays a married guy […]
Where would we be without tops? Where would we be without those human fuck pistons dickin’ us right? Where would we be without the men who bend us over and pound our holes like they owe them money? Our buttholes would shrivel up and die […]
It’s been said that the Internet was created for two things. The first being porn. The second would be GIFs featuring kitties doing cute things. Tumblr, therefore, pretty much exists solely as an extremely convenient way for you to get lost within a sea of […]
Location is everything. Sometimes the bedroom gets boring. It’s summertime. Take it outside! If you have the opportunity to fuck in a pool, we’re talking about one of those really nice in ground jobs with the luxurious setting…GO FOR IT. There’s something very porn star […]
I saw Edward Penishands. Some buddies and I watched it for a laugh. Well, I laughed. I was the only ‘mo there. I laughed until one of the girls came and she was a squirter. That’s when I went back to Gay Headquarters and re-upped […]
You have to give the art director (is that even a thing on a porn set) some credit. He or she really went for a specific “look” when taping up Derreck Lynch’s hairy, twink ass. It’s kind of a Day-Glo late 90s rave thing. The paint-splattered/neon […]
Mark Vallint and Bronson Gates bring it in Colt’s Bear. They’re just a big blur of hairy flesh slapping and big fat cocks being lapped. Check out these two sides of beef, and admit that you want to be crushed in between their musclebear bods. […]
It happens. You’re walking along, minding your own business, and a van complete with cameraman, fun-loving party girl, and a blonde dude offer you a ride. This being 2011, of course you want to jump in a strange van! They want to film you blindfolded […]
