Does anyone else ever get Chris Pine confused with Chris Evans? One of them is Captain Kirk, while the other is Captain America. Sure, we understand that much, but that doesn’t make it any easier to remember which one we’re supposed to be masturbating to […]
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Get Ridiculously Close to Chris Pine’s Penis
If you could use a few Cpt. Kirk penis close-ups in your life, we got the video for you. And no, we're not talking William Shatner. Chris Pine is no doubt a
Star Trek’s Zachary Quinto is Trapped In The Closet
Good news for gay Star Trek fans. All those Captain Kirk and Spock fan fiction pieces you've been writing are at least half possible. I can't speak for Chris Pine, but his co-star Zachary Quinto apparently loves the cock. Quinto previously played gay on Tori […]
Captain Kirk is Flaming Mad
William Shatner is throwing a hissy fit because he was snubbed from George Takei’s wedding. Takei, who played Sulu on Star Trek, recently married long-time manager Brad Altman, but Shatner, better known as Captain Kirk, was not invited and he is pissed! "The whole thing […]