Here’s the preview for I, Frankenstein, a film based on the unpublished graphic novel of the same name that comes out in January. Because that’s how fast 2013 has gone by; we’re seeing previews for films that come out in January of 2014 now. This […]
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Justin Bieber Is Awful, But He Looks Great.
A Los Angeles judge has ruled that Justin Bieber won’t be punished for spitting on a man and driving recklessly in his Ferrari back in May. Apparently, the guy he spat on walked onto Justin’s property, and in order to get him to leave, Justin […]
The Problem With Davey Wavey
Everyone’s favorite self-love advice video blogger Davey Wavey just interviewed Olympic gold medal winning diver Matthew Mitcham about jumping into the water from a great height and winning awards for it. First things first, this is a fundamentally dreadful interview in general, let alone with […]
The Humping Pact Is Art That Features A Whole Lot of Naked Male Flesh, Sort Of.
Pacts are great things to have. They encourage fraternal bonding, they make sure murderous secrets are kept and they help you obtain lots of talent from the devil in return for you soul. In many ways, if you’ve never established a pact with someone, you […]
Sesame Street & Manhunt: Together At Last
Season 44 of Sesame Street launched on Monday, so the ever-alluring Henry Cavill stopped by to talk with Elmo about the word “Respect” (and to teach some respect to the Big Bad Wolf). Isn’t that charming? I mean, there’s something there for everyone; references to […]
Miley Cyrus Wants You To Believe Her Tears Are Real So She Can Continue To Get Paid
Miley Cyrus’ new music video for her song called “Wrecking Ball” is out. Terry Richardson directed it so, naturally, it starts off with her in a white bikini. She gets insistently sexual with a sledge hammer and then gets naked and swings about on a […]
Gay Propaganda Gone Gayer than the Politburo Could Ever Have Foreseen.
Maybe it’s because culture is weirdly amorphous and libidinal, maybe it’s because people really don’t like Vladimir Putin very much at the moment, or maybe it’s because there’s a serious deficit of ironic, ’90s style, super gay, Eurotrash music videos popping up online… Whatever the […]
More Twerking. More Miley. More American Culture.
Because we can’t get through one day in America without saying the word “twerk”, let’s all take a medicinal swig of Tanqueray and talk about a song called, fascinatingly enough, “Twerk”. Featuring everyone’s favorite little twerking pariah, Ms. Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber and a Bieber […]
Avril Lavigne is Still Tremendously Annoying (and Maybe Fun)
Let’s face it, Avril Lavigne’s job, more than anything else, has always been to simply go out there and do exactly what she’s told, and for the past decade, she’s evidently been told to be annoying. There’s never been a time when Avril Lavigne wasn’t […]
Here Comes Nick Gruber Again… For Some Reason.
For some reason, New York Magazine published a small interview piece this week about everyone’s favorite Jason Preston of the (now somewhat passed) moment, Nick Gruber, former boyfriend to fashion designer, Calvin Klein. Here’s the story. Aside from the fact that we’re using it as […]