As the headline above suggests, here’s the trailer for the new biopic, Diana, starring Naomi Watts: Isn’t it exciting? I mean, this one, it’s got everything: big budget sets, hair, cars, paparazzi montages, jewels, servants, titles, stern men in suits, shopping… And frankly, how long […]
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Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” Undergoes Gender Reassignment.
Remember five minutes ago when we were talking about how Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” was a contender for Song of the Summer 2013? Well, since then, the song has been swimming around in the collective consciousness and the clever lasses that make up Mod Carousel […]
Want the Essence of Justin Bieber in a Bottle? Well, Here. It. Is.
Justin Bieber has a new fragrance out (his third), and it’s called “The Key”. Here’s the ad: SO, what we’re getting here – aside from a preview of his new single “Heartbreaker” – is that the “The Key”, itself, is what; his hotel room key? […]
Here’s Some String Quartet Music Played by Super Hot Guys.
If you’re the kind of person who has never really listened to music written prior to 1950 or gets bored when anything other than popular dance music comes on, then the chances are you’re, at the very least, willfully naïve and you should feel bad […]
Here’s Something To Wake You Up. Now.
Hey You! Drink too many Bud Light Limes and eat too much char-grilled crap while standing on a roof top watching the fireworks over the last few days? Well, have we got something to drag you out of that low rent hangover and indigestion you’d […]
Janelle Monae is More Interesting than Miss Beyonce.
Here’s Janelle Monae‘s new single “Dance Apocalyptic.” As you can see, it’s more of her high concept campy pop weirdness and, yet again, it’s far more palatable than any of the other professionally weird pop divas making things at the moment. The first time I […]
Exclusive Interview With Logan Lynn
Logan Lynn’s musical career has been a roller coaster ride from the very beginning. From his first professional music effort at 17, a mixtape, that ended up causing him to stay off the stage due to stage fright, to climbing back into the spotlight with […]
Miley Cyrus Is An Adult Now. Okay?
Here’s the music video for Miley Cyrus’ new single “We Can’t Stop”. It’s Miley Cyrus rolling around, throwing absurdist hipster sex at us because she’s an adult now, and it’s done with a quirky VICE Magazine/Polaroid visual aesthetic, and that makes it edgy in a […]
America Might Not Have Talent, But Jonathan Allen Sure Does.
If you’ve watched TV semi-regularly over the past fifteen or so years, you’ll notice that not only is it a bit shitter than it was before reality TV became lodged in our collective throats but that, as the years have gone by, the people who […]
Get Lucky With Some Male Models.
Okay listen, once, I was backstage at Bryant Park covering Fashion Week for a magazine, and I stole a jock strap that had been worn just minutes before on the catwalk by a male model. It was on the ground, I put my foot on […]