In the pantheon of video game adaptations, 1993’s live-action Super Mario Brothers starring Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo and Dennis Hopper certainly sits among the lower tiers. Since then, rights owners and game behemoth Nintendo has been reticent about letting studios adapt its characters, a stance that appeared to soften in 2017 when […]
If you’ve been to a sporting event (or a fetish night) in the past couple of years, you probably noticed some dudes wearing brightly -olored, skintight, and identity-erasing spandex bodysuits. They’re called morphsuits. And they’re kind of a fad right now amongst sports fans, crazy […]
Pacific Rim is the best kind of summer blockbuster. Giant robots and giant monsters kick the shit out of each other. All the peoples of the world band together to fight a common enemy. And men! Marine-like men with SSSOOOOO much sexual tension between them. […]
We skipped a week. The three people reading this feature probably missed it. There’s just no sense in running all of these polls if we don’t tell you who won all of them, right? The completist in you needs to know! Plus, we really wanted […]
Saturday Night Live is basically only there as a reminder for me to look up any Kristen Wiig clips on Hulu that I might have missed. Is there anyone else on it? To give them credit, though, the Kim Kardashian spoof was amusing and this […]
