I’ll have you know that my first kiss was behind a dumpster. This was prophetic when it came to the sleaze level of my future sex life. Cute-ass Charlie Pattinson and hot beardo Conrad Logun record themselves sucking and fucking in some alley somewhere. It’s […]
You’re probably guessing that “Dick Dorm” combined with “way to get drunk” means that someone in this scene is getting a beer enema. YEP. It’s Dick Dorm, they’re twisted as fuck. Johnny Rapid’s sexier double Charlie Pattinson (what, I think Charlie Pattinson looks like Rapid […]
Ok, so MEN’s “Open Your Eyes” for their Drill My Hole site COULD be considered a little…rapey. I mean, it does feature firecrotch Bennett Anthony impersonating Paul Canon so Charlie Pattinson will fuck him. Oh, and Charlie Pattinson. MEN is featuring him a lot lately […]
It’s that time again. Time to peruse our porn boys on Twitter and see what’s shaking. Or cumming. Or sucking. Fucking. Rimming. Using sex toys. Taking nasty selfies. You know, the usual Twitter stuff. Start right below my name…. – Michael Xavier p.s. Follow ME […]
Meet Charlie. Am I insane or is there a resemblance between Men’s hot new find Charlie Pattinson and the eternally youthful Johnny Rapid? Right? This could become a Showgirls situation. Charlie better watch his hot ass on the staircases at Men! via GIPHY Maybe I’m […]
