It’s not really annual. I think I hosted this once before. Hosted? I meant to type posted. Well, no, “hosted” is cool. These are celebrities. This is a show. I’m wearing a tux! Here’s 10 pairs of celebrity dudes. We want you to pick which […]
Tag: Chris Pine
The Best Thing About The New “Star Trek” Flick Is That Chris Pine And Zachary Quinto Are Obviously In Love On-Screen And Off
As was mentioned in our recent “Hotness Level” post, the main relationship in Star Trek Into Darkness is between Capt. Kirk and Mr. Spock. It’s a big ole’ love story in space. The reason why they have such amazing chemistry on the big screen is […]
Hotness Level: “Star Trek Into Darkness”
“Hotness Level” is where we take a movie that just came out and let you know if there’s any homoeroticism involved or just really awesome scenes of sexy guys doing sexy stuff like getting naked or doing hot things like dry-humping. And I’ll do it […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Calvin Klein’s Ex Hired Help Has Written A Book About How Irresistable He Is To Humans
ITEM – Nick Gruber is an occasional gay porn performer and former paid companion (he got a 25K Bentley and a penthouse out of it) to ancient fashion guru Calvin Klein. Like all enterprising gold diggers, girlfriend has written a book about her experiences. In […]
Who Would You Rather?: Chris Pine Vs. Chris Evans
Does anyone else ever get Chris Pine confused with Chris Evans? One of them is Captain Kirk, while the other is Captain America. Sure, we understand that much, but that doesn’t make it any easier to remember which one we’re supposed to be masturbating to […]
Celebrity Skin: Chris Pine
Has Chris Pine ever done a full-on nude scene? We’re on a quest to discover the answer to this question, because we’re convinced the thirty year-old actor is a big ol’ tease! After going shirtless in half of his films, we were finally granted a […]
Is Robert Pattinson Really The Sexiest Man Alive?
Robert Pattinson has been deemed People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive", and you've probably guessed by now that I think this designation is complete bullshit. Sure, Pattinson isn't the most unattractive kid on the planet, but is he really hotter than Chris Pine, Ryan Reynolds or the […]
Get Ridiculously Close to Chris Pine’s Penis
If you could use a few Cpt. Kirk penis close-ups in your life, we got the video for you. And no, we're not talking William Shatner. Chris Pine is no doubt a
Chris Pine Remains Hot Even If He Picks His Nose
Poor Chris Pine! First he experiences a loss to Zachary Quinto in a game of Who Would You Rather, and now the paparazzi has caught him digging for some nose candy. It could be worse though… I mean, at least he still looks good without […]
Who Would You Rather?: Star Trek Edition
Captain Kirk and Spock are often linked as lovers in fan-fiction, but whose spaceship would you rather ride? More specifically, who would you rather, Zachary Quinto (left) or Chris Pine (right)? It may seem "illogical" to force you to choose between the two Star Trek […]