According to reports, Marvel‘s comic division has abruptly canceled its latest Guardians of the Galaxy series which made headlines late last year after it was confirmed that Peter Quill — better known to the world as Star-Lord — is both bisexual and polyamorous. Made famous in the live-action Marvel Cinematic […]
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Chris Pratt, Anya Taylor-Joy And Seth Rogen Among The Cast For Illumination’s Super Mario Brothers Movie
In the pantheon of video game adaptations, 1993’s live-action Super Mario Brothers starring Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo and Dennis Hopper certainly sits among the lower tiers. Since then, rights owners and game behemoth Nintendo has been reticent about letting studios adapt its characters, a stance that appeared to soften in 2017 when […]
Humans Are Food In The Final Trailer For The Tomorrow War
We’ve already brought you a look at one film today that sees humanity battling nasty alien invaders. Now here’s the final trailer for Amazon’s big stab at the genre, throwing the likes of Chris Pratt and Sam Richardson against a futuristic threat in The Tomorrow War. Written by Zach Dean and […]
Chris Pratt Is Drafted In The Trailer For The Tomorrow War
Thanks to Guardians Of The Galaxy, we’re used to seeing Chris Pratt dealing with being transported somewhere he has to deal with aliens and conflicts. So he’s on familiar – if slightly darker – territory here via Amazon sci-fi film The Tomorrow War. Check out the full trailer for […]
Marvel Confirms Chris Pratt’s Guardians of the Galaxy Character Is Bi
Marvel Comics just confirmed Peter Quill, a.k.a. Star-Lord, is not only bisexual, but polyamourous, in their latest issue! According to ScreenRant, this new strip is reinventing the character, revealing “that Star-Lord’s Element Guns allowed him to survive the explosion that seemingly killed him” in an earlier comic, […]
Guys Who Should Do Gay Porn: Chris Pratt
Now, Chris Pratt is definitely a piece. He MIGHT be a secret Trumpet, but I’m choosing to block that out and let my penis make the decisions for this post. And my penis is saying Chris needs to do NUDE SCENES. PLENTY OF NUDE SCENES. […]
Celebrity Skin: Chris Pratt’s Bare Ass
Chris Pratt plays lovable oaf Andy Dwyer on NBC’s beloved yet endangered comedy Parks and Recreation. Toward the end of last year, he experienced an overnight transformation from cubby crush to international gay sex symbol, after stripping down to his boxer briefs to showcase his […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: Parks & Recreation
So apparently I’m writing today’s edition of Fuck, Marry, Block? Our resident gossip king—otherwise known as my darling co-blogger J. Harvey—is out of the office for the day. This means I have no choice but to take over one of the best features ever created […]
Who Would You Rather?: Parks & Recreation Edition
There are occasional rounds of Who Would You Rather where our contestants are evenly matched. This isn’t one of them. Much like last week‘s edition, we know the outcome of this poll. It’s pretty inevitable that you’re going to gravitate towards the conventionally attractive option… […]
Secret Sex: Chris Pratt
When compared to the past weeks, this edition of Secret Sex is significantly lighter on the douche-factor. In fact, I’m pretty sure Chris Pratt is a legitimately awesome human being. Am I wrong to assume that hilarity and a good heart are prerequisites for marrying Anna […]