Back when I was very, very young, I worked at a fast food joint. It was awful. The only bright moment of my short-lived career in the gross food industry was when I hooked up with a co-worker in the freezer. He had a big […]
So, today was the day that the trailer for The Dark Tower, the film adaption of Stephen King’s epic fantasy series, dropped. I would link to it but I want to spare you disappointment. It looks awful. They’ve obviously abridged the story completely, dumbed it […]
In our second installment of our “Who Doesn’t Love [insert porn genre here] Porn?” series, we’ve cum to firefighters! Firefighters are the sexiest. You could be Quasimodo the bell-ringer with a button dick and I would probably still fuck you if you were a firefighter. […]
Raging Stallion’s Ancient Rome epic “Erectus” is plowing along, with plenty of sweaty, frenzied fucking in the baths. Was there a Roman god of fucking? They had gods of the ocean, the sun, tools, war, and everything else, why not fucking? And no it’s not […]
I have a sense of humor. I can get into a good porn parody. But Micah Brandt makes me sweat and the cosplay in this Star Trek A Gay XXX Parody is interfering with my enjoyment of this one. Jordan Boss is way hot, too, […]
Who doesn’t love some good cosplay as long as it ends in a slutty-as-fuck threeway? NO ONE, that’s who. Raging Stallion has Ace Era, Tex Davidson, and Teddy Torres burning down the bathhouse in Ancient Rome with their sluttery. And guess what this one’s called? […]
Don’t give us that “HE’S not wearing a costume!” bullshit. Hugh Jackman is wearing clothes in that pic. That counts as a costume. He’s pretending to be a normal citizen as opposed to his true self. His true self is “brutally sexy muthafucka”. Our San […]
You comic fans might not realize that the two gentlemen above are being subversive by portraying male versions of female superheros. That’s Scarlet Witch and Emma Frost – as men! San Diego Comic-Con 2013 is on. Hollywood uses it as THE place to promote upcoming […]
