“Just relax. Do it like you do it to yourself.” That line definitely registered in my nutsack. I haven’t watched Sunday’s True Blood yet so this scene was new to me (and no one spoil it!). Jason Stackhouse (the exquisite-in-every-way Ryan Kwanten) and new fairy […]
You’ll never look at trifle the same way again. Here’s Sam Malekout getting intimate with some strawberry trifle and custard. Food and sex combined has never done it for me, in fact, the combination has always made me a little nauseous. But Sammy here sort […]
That’s not milk. And while you can probably guess the source of that mysterious white substance, we’re just going to break it down for you–there is definitely a penis behind that carton. Spewing cum into a mug of coffee… Er, good morning! Welcome to today’s […]
