There is a ton of fake cum used in gay porn promo shots. Most of you already know the worst culprits like Lucas Entertainment and all those various Gay Room sites. At best, it can come off as entirely inoffensive—if the actual clip lives up […]
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Popular Demand: The Week of Marc Ruffalo’s Jizzy Hole & Cody Cummings Getting “Raw”
First things first, I would strongly prefer to maintain a healthy distance from any claims that I am the realest. There weren’t (exactly) very many lies I told last week. Marc Ruffalo did, indeed, appear in a bareback flip-fuck for a gay porn site. The word […]
You NEED To Hear This Sketchy Sex Cum Dumpster Speak.
“Oh, that’s, oh that’s my dick!” This is what Sketchy Sex cum dumpster Nate has to say when he sees Brett Bradley lurking out the window, teasing him with the prospect of a nine-inch, thick dick and another creamy load blown into his perpetually semen-starved […]
Drawn To You: Animan’s Poker Game Orgy
Calling all perverts! The latest cartoon from erotic animator Animan tackles a big, forbidden taboo that he hasn’t dabbled in since 2013’s extremely popular “Lex Stern M.D.” clip. It all begins when college boy Harvey Jr. interrupts his father’s poker game with his pals Rod, […]
Everything Butt: Is Armond Rizzo 2014’s Hottest Cock Slut?
If it’s factually accurate that Landon Conrad fucked the whole world this year, then it’s equally true that Armond Rizzo has bottomed for every single human that’s ever walked the face of the Earth, dead or alive. The pint-sized power bottom has his elastic anus […]
HELP! I Tried Smoking The Marijuana Plant & Now I Think I Am Gay.
Now, I’ve been straight my entire life, but a recent string of events has made me question everything I’ve ever known about myself. It started during my fraternity initiation ceremony, when I got slightly aroused from wearing underwear called “Andrew Christian” and doing shots out […]
Is Debt Dandy Your New Favorite Bareback Gay Porn Reality Site?
Young Czechoslovakian men are stuffed raw on camera in order to, you guessed it, get enough money to pay off their bills. That’s the basic premise of Debt Dandy, a relatively new site that claims to be “Not scripted… Shocking… 100% reality”. We have no […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By The Jizzy Holes & Well-Endowed Boys Of Bel Ami
“You should have seen this cumming!” That’s how I would have started this piece if I were a slightly cheesier gay smut curator. You see, this play on words is particularly clever, because “coming” has been replaced with the ejaculatory slang “cumming”. It’s also rather […]
“I Think I Got Fucked By At Least 15 Dudes”
The title of this piece is a direct quotation from an 18 year-old bottom boy who attended MAL this past January. Before embarking on his quest for semen, this clean-cut cutie with a fantastically hairy hole decided to film a video for Deviant Otter with the […]
Sketchy Sex Cum Dumps Remain Unemployed & Hungry For Bareback Action
Since its launch in December 2013, Sketchy Sex has continued to find new ways to shock me. First, it was their “We know its dangerous, but we don’t care” mission statement that caught my attention, but as I continued to follow these supposed unemployed, self-proclaimed […]