Isn’t he adorable? He’s got a sparkling smile, and that dimpled chin, and the snug spandex you just want to tear off his bod. That’s Chris Mazdzer. He hits speeds up to 80 mph on the luge for Team USA. Mazdzer rockets his sled solo […]
Grady Sizemore has signed with the Boston Red Sox. This is amazing for two reasons. A) He’s incredibly hot, and he will be changing in a locker room on the regular a scant seven minutes from my cubicle. Because you never know! B) It gives […]
Vitalii Pleshkov realizes that holding his legs open like that is a total invitation to suck him off. He knows it. He’s got a semi going on in those briefs. And then he doesn’t have the briefs. He’s just horned up and a camera happens […]
Check out the studly majesty of model Joe Kavitski in “Joe Athlete”, by photographer and artist Ricardo Muniz. It’s a FANTASTIC artistic choice on Ricardo’s part to bodypaint Joe’s muscular body. What a deep statement about…wow, he looks REALLY hot in paint. He’s going to need […]
This one couldn’t wait for “Straight Guys Are Gay”. This YouTube vid claims to be the Royal Marines (so – British soldiers) twerkin’ and thrustin’ with everything they’ve go to Eric Prydze’s “Call On Me”. It didn’t seem possible to top the original video, but […]
It’s always nice when models shove their crotches toward the camera, because it saves us the extra step of imagining what it’d be like if they, well, shoved their crotches into our faces. Meet Hamed del Toro! Since you’re already acquainted with his crotch, why […]
Jake Gyllenhaal in a police uniform is all about the YES. One of our hottest actors working today, this guy can fill out an LAPD suit. Pull us over, arrest us, search us, use the cuffs – show us what you learned in the police […]
We already wanted to fuck Scissor Sisters hotness Jake Shears into speechlessness, but then he Tweeted pics of himself in a jockstrap that Nasty Pig sent him. Drool! Shears is one of our favorite celebs because not only is he insanely talented, but he has […]
A few weeks ago, we joked about aspiring porn star (and horny Twitter fiend) Joel Kojote doing a booty dance to Rebecca Black‘s “Friday”. This led to a series of direct messages back and forth, in which he agreed to do a striptease to pretty […]
Earlier this morning, we got the chance to speak with model Todd Sanfield. The interview went great! We kicked things off with the ultimate question–“Did you remember to bring the butt plug?” He shared his loyalties on the great Angelina Jolie vs. Jennifer Aniston dilemma […]
