There were so many dudes barely wearing speedos and running around the most recent Manhunt pool party that my boner was compassing north. It was necessary for me to use my murse as a boner cover-up. I was on assignment (Colby Jansen interview on the […]
A bearded fellow in a baseball cap positions himself stomach-down on his bed with a donut resting on his right ass cheek. We are overcome with indecision, regarding what we should do with our mouths. Do we lick all the way up his thick, fuzzy […]
Are you #TeamRoar or #TeamApplause? Does that little slut Justin Bieber have a nice ass, or should he go away for the rest of eternity? Do you believe that Boulangerié Knowles got quintuple-penetrated by both The Wanted and South Korean girl group f(x)? Are you […]
For his latest solo, Rusty G. is sporting a bushy red beard that could almost put James Jamesson to shame. It’s a unique look that won’t be everyone’s cup of tea, but considering my dick has a tendency to lean toward “unique”, I got a […]
Bears are sexy as fuck. Count me on #TeamChunkStandTheFuckUp. They’re the segment of the gay community you most want to party with, they have barrel chests and a fuck-twinkle in their eye, and bigger guys try harder when they’re blasting your booty into the stratosphere. […]
Jonathan Klay from my new favorite TV show Naked and Afraid apparently has a pornographic past. The former Marine appeared on an episode of Playboy TV’s Foursome, an erotic program with a relatively self-explanatory name. You can watch a clip over here, if you happen […]
I wish I could say that English Guy is the worst gay porn pseudonym I’ve ever heard, but we live in a world where people like Epic Novell, Dick Handler, Beau Flexxx, Captain Smirk and Girth Brooks exist. Calling yourself English Guy doesn’t even come […]
It always baffles me that people are so fascinated with my physical appearance. You are “reading” a blog with men like Seth Fornea, Austin Wilde and Angel Rock, yet you want to know more about the average, bespectacled blogger behind the posts? Trust me, I’m […]
Lincoln is a young, blond cub with a whole lot of fur everywhere. Unlike other models on The Guy Site, there are absolutely no doubts about his sexuality. He’s playing for our team (in case you couldn’t figure that out from the Nasty Pig ink […]
This is probably the most adorable “straight guys cuddling” vid I’ve ever seen. Straight guys cuddling are more adorable to me than the fluffiest puppy. Just the thought of two men hanging out body-to-body with no sexual component, just cuddling as bros is so HOT! […]
