The best part of this scene is when Dale Cooper channels The Graduate and asks newcomer Colden Armstrong, “Are you trying to seduce me, Mr. Armstrong?” Colden just perks up on the bed and says “Maybe!”, which is exactly what any slutty college boy would […]
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Gabriel Clark’s Dick + Dale Cooper’s Ass = Nothing Else Should Matter Right Now
If I’m being one-hundred percent honest, I don’t even want to talk to anyone who hasn’t watched Cocky Boys‘ A Thing of Beauty. The stunning erotic film caused Salon to peg director Jake Jaxson as “The Walt Whitman of gay porn“, and when you look […]
Three’s Company: Dale Cooper, Colby Keller & Gabriel Clark
Once upon a time, I wrote a rather popular post called “Sandwich Fucking + Spit Roasting + Double Penetration“. It never occurred to me until today to question whether that particular entry was so beloved for the actual content or the fact that it featured […]
Exclusive Interview With Bryan Slater
I first heard of Bryan Slater a couple of years ago when he showed up in, of all places, my People You May Know box on Facebook. I didn’t know him, but immediately Googled him and then jerked off a lot. His face is uniquely […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Logan Vaughn’s Beefy Ass & Landon Conrad’s Rock Hard Shaft Stuffed Deep Inside It
Today’s edition of The Cock Buffet brings you a lighter menu than usual, but there’s more than enough meat to go around and ensure that everyone leaves the table satisfied (and soaked in their own cum). We kick things off with Justin Beal and Jimmy […]
A Thing of Beauty: For Those of You Who Can’t Get Enough of Colby Keller & Dale Cooper
A Thing of Beauty is beyond porn. The brand new project from Cocky Boys is even better than we had previously imagined, reaching a level of cinematic polish that’s on par with (if not transcending beyond) long-form erotic gay films like I Want Your Love […]
Flipping Out: Dale Cooper
Not to make a post about gay porn even gayer, but do you know that part in the opening to Golden Girls where Bea Arthur shoves her fist in her mouth? That’s literally what I just did when I saw the picture in this post […]
The Ten: You Can’t Get Enough of Hudson’s Fat, Beer Can Thick Cock (And We Don’t Blame You)
Perfect Sean Cody model Hudson, London beauty Will and fuzzy gay porn star Shawn Wolfe continue to hold the top three spots on The Ten, our weekly countdown of the “Sexiest Men of The Moment“. The remaining two spots in the top five were snagged by Angel […]
Get Inside of My Butt Now, Dale Cooper.
My dick would spontaneously combust if Dale Cooper walked into my kitchen with a full beard, wearing nothing but a pair of tighty whities and casually sipping from a glass of red wine. If he then proceeded to bend me over the counter, pull down […]
6 Lucky Bitches Who Got Fucked By Colby Jansen In An Office
I’ve said this before, but I’ll say it again—Colby Jansen is on track to become the Best Dick of 2013. This could change at any given point with such ferocious competition as Andrew Stark, James Jamesson, Vinny Castillo, Paddy O’Brian and our current “Sexiest Man […]