It’s a good thing I don’t live in South California! Joey Santana is a go-go dancer who just made his gay porn debut on Randy Blue, and with his alluring eyes and fuzzy thighs, I could see myself stuffing a ton of dollar bills into […]
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Oral Only: Ginger Jock Jordan’s Gloryhole Blowjob
Poor Jordan is stuck in eighth place on The Ten with a measly 6.49% of the vote (maybe more or less by the time you’re reading this). Here’s a short list of reasons why he probably doesn’t give two flying fucks about this development—1) He […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Ginger Muscle Jock Jordan
Is Jordan packing your new favorite dick in his boxer briefs, or did I overestimate his appeal and go overboard by posting nearly forty pics of him? Perhaps it’s some combination of both factors! The redheaded newcomer does upholstery by day and dances in an […]
Quickie: Devon Spence
Male model Devon Spence posed in a new shoot with photographer Rick Day. Just to put things in perspective for you, it’s rather likely that Rick Day has never had an unattractive person in front of his camera’s lens. It’s essentially a given that Devon […]
Oh Hey! You Should Watch This Video.
There are butts in this video! There are hot go-go boys with butts in this video! There are hot go-go boys with butts in tighty whities in this video! There are hot go-go boys with butts in tighty whities clenching their butt cheeks in this […]
Kylie Minogue’s Dancers Are The Expected Level Of Hot
DNA did a spread on Kylie Minogue’s Aphrodite Live 2011 tour dancers, and they were totally dumpy Barcalounger cowboys. PSYCH! They were all sexy as fuck. Kylie’s basically a ‘mo in a lady body so she knows how to pick em’. If this post didn’t […]
Madonna’s Got Herself A New Dancer
That’s not a euphemism. We don’t think she’s fucking him. Yet. Don’t bitch at me, I saw Truth Or Dare. You know she was touching Oliver! Memphis native Charles Reilly (aka Lil’ Buck) won the Smirnoff Nightlife Exchange Project contest at the Roseland Ballroom in […]
Would You Hit That?: Casper Smart
Those of you who consume US Weekly and watch shit like The Insider already know this, but for the rest of you – Jennifer Lopez is minus one pallid husband. Because celebrities need to constantly keep themselves in the public eye and have everyone guessing […]
Who Would You Rather?: Dancing With The Stars’ Remaining Men
Dancing With The Stars is only on my radar when The Soup clues me in on things like A) Nancy Grace’s nipple saying hello to the world and B) Nancy Grace farting during an interview. Wow, Nancy Grace has not a fuck to give, huh? […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Guy On Gay Lap Dance
We love when the hetero dudes just GO FOR IT. In the following video, for example, a guy gives another guy a lapdance and the recipient just thrusts his face into his bud’s booty. Seriously, he gets ALL up in there. His agile friend then […]