Senior Airman Zach is ridiculously handsome. With his dark hair and crystal blue eyes, I was sold on this miltary hunk before he even started to strip out of his Air Force uniform. That said? I was sold even more when he started to stroke […]
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Get Inside of My Butt Now, Dale Cooper.
My dick would spontaneously combust if Dale Cooper walked into my kitchen with a full beard, wearing nothing but a pair of tighty whities and casually sipping from a glass of red wine. If he then proceeded to bend me over the counter, pull down […]
Quickie: Guy Feldman
Guy Feldman is absolutely stunning. This would normally be the part of the post where we offer a halfhearted apology about the lack of pics, but screw that, we’re not going to say “sorry” when it’s blatantly clear that you’ll be jerking off to these […]
The Amateur Hour: A Cub Does His Sexy Dance
I’m not sure whether to laugh or take my pants off. Yesterday, while browsing through Post Him to find new subject matter for The Amateur Hour, I found myself distracted by this video of a hot cub busting out his “sexy” dance moves. He wasn’t […]
Whoa, Are You Supposed To Do THAT During A Prostate Exam?
Correct me if I’m wrong, but prostate exams don’t usually include blowjobs, cocks up your butt and a load of jizz splattered onto your chest, right? If not, health insurance companies better brace themselves for an influx of phone calls, all coming from horny dudes […]
HELP! I Bought A Membership To Fraternity X & Now I Am Hard Forever Until The End of Time.
Hello, sexy people who like penises! It is your favorite penis in the history of time, Dewitt’s Dick. I have stolen my owner’s credit card to take advantage of the greatest Fraternity X deal of all time, $14.95 a month for life, and I have […]
Flipping Out: Jett Black
Get ready to twunk it out, bitches! (Please punch me in the face for typing that sentence.) Fresh off getting his ass pummeled by JD Phoenix and Gabriel Clark, blond beauty Jett Black shows off a different side of himself in a new scene with […]
Three’s Company: Johnny Rapid, Charlie Harding & Duncan Black
“Lesson From My Stepdad” is a naughty and delectably taboo scene where Johnny Rapid‘s stepfather (as played by power-fucker Charlie Harding) walks in on a fling between him and his boyfriend Duncan Black and decides to give the two boys a few pointers about gay […]
HELP! I Need To Be Licked & Violently Power-Fucked By Gay Porn Star Charlie Harding.
Oh my! It appears that I’ve been overtaken by an overwhelming tingly sensation. There are few men who have such a strong effect on me, but if you directed your fine eyeballs to the top of that list, you would find the name “Charlie Harding” […]
DW Chase Is STUNNING In New Photo Shoot
We need to talk about DW Chase. The gorgeous male model, previously seen here rocking a singlet, popped up on DNA‘s site in some shots by photographer Carl Proctor. Since then, he’s been propelled from just plain “gorgeous” to outstandingly boner-inducing in a way where […]