Joseph Gordon-Levitt was so damn dashing in Inception. When he was floating all over that hallway and whipping ass, nattily dressed and making us imagine what kind of kisser he is, I fell in love. Well, the honeymoon is over. In Hesher, he plays a […]
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Kiely Williams Defends Her Slut Anthem
When celebrities make the transition from virginal role models to sexually-aware adult individuals, the reaction from the public isn't always enthusiastic. This is especially true when you're a former Disney Channel star who records a song with the line "I hope he used a rubber, […]
Holy Date Rape, Batman!
Some geezer entering New York from Canada got stopped at customs. They asked him if he'd purchased anything, and he said "religious supplies." The customs guard inspected the old man's cargo: a 100 vials that he said contained holy water. A sniffing dog was brought […]