ITEM – People named The Voice guy Adam Levine as the “Sexiest Man Alive” for 2013. Okay. He doesn’t get a “meh”, because “meh” is the worst, and there’s no arguing he’s hot… But the sexiest man alive? I’m going to need to see the […]
His agent made him do that to stop him from sucking so much dick! One of those dick-owners might blab to the tabs! That’s what you were thinking. Don’t lie! If I were Zac Efron‘s secret boyfriend (*cough* Dave Franco*cough*), I’d be pissed. That’s it […]
I don’t know about you but my dick is chafed from fapping to the now infamous “Zac Efron at the BBQ” pic that was all over the place this weekend. He’s got a fuzzy tummy and he’s all man now! He quit the musical, burned […]
ITEM – Zac Efron and Dave Franco are shooting scenes together for a steamy video release called Townies. They play fraternity brothers who battle with the older male neighbor who lives beside their frat house. Their jock-strapped confrontations are undoubtedly rife with sexual tension. Here’s […]
As you might have heard, Pope Benedict XVI has tendered his resignation. He’s the first Vatican City stunt queen in a big, fabulous hat to quit in 600 years! Reportedly, the 85-year-0ld is frail and his doctors have recommended that he cash in his chips […]
He’s fucking hot. He’s short, and has a face that looks like he’s an evil bully, but I’d wear his ass like a feedbag. Dave Franco (“the hotter Franco” – Dewitt) keeps making vids for Funny Or Die depicting him in homoerotic situations. In this […]
These two have filmed two videos now in which they proclaim their undying boners for each other. Dave Franco and Christopher Mintz-Plasse are totally fucking, they’re not ashamed of it, but they keep insinuating the other guy is the bottom. What is the real story? […]
Warning – this sequel to “You Are So Hot” is fucking gross. There’s vomit with alfredo sauce and other disgusting bits. Dave Franco and Christopher Mintz-Plasse once again try to crack each other up with declarations of ranchy love. It’s so gross (seriously, alfredo sauce […]
4 pm on a Tuesday usually means we find a hot male model to post as a “Quickie”. That was the plan today until we found out supercute actor James Franco’s ass is on the cover of Flaunt. Actually, his ass IS the cover. Franco […]
Oh…oh…oh. James Franco’s brother Dave is hotter than he is. It’s just the truth! It became the truth when this video popped up today of Dave Franco nude and buttfucking HIMSELF. Funny or Die thinks this is comedy, WE think this is incredibly hot. The […]
