David Beckham had to jack his dick to photos of an 80s rugby champ to satisfy the initiation for Manchester United. Hazing is a beautiful thing. This Thanksgiving we went around the table and said that for which we were thankful. My brother mentioned his […]
Ugh, David Beckham is so fug. It’s like Mask 2013. Why does H&M keep foisting his ugly ass on us? And now that his soccer career is over and he’s focusing on modeling, his grossness is going to be oozing over every billboard in in […]
What is there left to say about David Beckham’s many, many ads showing off what a hotness icon he is? Very little! Here’s the new ad for his David Beckham Classic fragrance. It could smell like hot garbage and I would still want to give […]
ITEM – And we were just about to stick his ass in “The Locker Room”. New England Patriots tight end (*customary chortle at *tight end*) Aaron Hernandez will reportedly be served with an arrest warrant today on an obstruction of justice charge. This is all […]
Are you aware that David Beckham has a butt? Researchers at Callipygian University were convinced that he might not have a butt, after rumors began swirling that the famous soccer player used a butt double in the Guy Ritche-directed ad for his H&M underwear line […]
Fucking balls! Can a blogger ever get a break from writing about conventionally attractive male celebrities running around in their skivvies? It appears that the answer is a big, fat “N-O”, because soccer player David Beckham just released a new ad for his H&M underwear line. […]
David Beckham’s released a new ad campaign for his holiday line of underwear and loungin’ round rags. You know how super annoying it is when you roll up into a department store and it’s already Santa’s holiday kingdom and you haven’t even eaten Thanksgiving turkey, […]
We’re taking you far, far from the locker room and way, way into marketing boardroom with this one. We’re using the feature today to post these pics of soccer superstar and king of England David Beckham in his underwear. He’s hawking a new line of […]
Perhaps my gossip-savvy co-blogger was aware of this development, but I had no fucking clue that David Beckham was designing an underwear line for H&M. I kept seeing this particular promo shot plastered onto every gay blog in the history of mankind. This left me […]
Ok, so we LOVED this video from SNL. Watch now, because you’re going to play the Manhunt Daily version after! Fun, right? Alec Baldwin makes everything better. Are you ready? LET’S. PLAY. WHO’S ON TOP! Which of these celebrities are on the top and which […]
