I’ve said this before on numerous occasions, but I’m a big ol’ Grinch when it comes to Christmas porn. It just drives me nuts that some studios think it’s okay to throw a Santa hat on some random muscle jock, film him fucking like any […]
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FIRE IN THE HOLE: Abe Drills Tiny Ginger Bottom Colt
I need you all to look at this picture of the new Sean Cody model Colt. He looks so tiny and innocent! Then you see him riding Abe‘s cock like a total maniac, and the world ceases to make sense for a moment. “Was this […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Abe
Abe looks like a completely different person from when he first appeared on Sean Cody. Back then, I could accept that he was an aesthetically pleasing individual, but after his most recent scene with Brent, it occurred to me that my ambivalence had transformed into […]
What Would You Do?: Zach
Senior Airman Zach is ridiculously handsome. With his dark hair and crystal blue eyes, I was sold on this miltary hunk before he even started to strip out of his Air Force uniform. That said? I was sold even more when he started to stroke […]
Get Inside of My Butt Now, Dale Cooper.
My dick would spontaneously combust if Dale Cooper walked into my kitchen with a full beard, wearing nothing but a pair of tighty whities and casually sipping from a glass of red wine. If he then proceeded to bend me over the counter, pull down […]
Oral Only: Miles Blows Bran On Sean Cody
If it weren’t for Dale Cooper (or even Spunk Worthy‘s Reed), I would be able to confidently state that Sean Cody‘s Bran possesses gay porn’s “Sexiest Voice of 2013“. Seriously, I would give him ten-billion blowjobs if he just kept talking while I was down […]
Let’s Get Kinky: Fisting With Drew Sebastian & Alessandro Del Toro
There are a combination of factors that allowed me, a person who’s definitely not into fisting, to enjoy this scene between Drew Sebastian and Alessandro Del Toro. For starters, I happen to find Alessandro Del Toro so ridiculously attractive that I’d watch him do anything. […]