A few weeks ago, I started having trouble breathing at the gym. Scratch that. I felt like my stomach was going to fall out of my butt. No, scratch that. Oh, whatever! The main thing that you need to know is that I felt absolutely […]
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Who Wore It Better?: Muscle Jock Ryan
Two weeks ago, we staged an epic battle of Who Wore It Better, in which we asked you to choose between eleven cum-covered hotties. Technically, the winner was supposed to be announced last Friday, but I was holding a grudge against you for not picking […]
Aural Only: Ne-Yo
If you’re going to give Lady Gaga credit for anything, you got to admit that she’s successfully brought the epic video back into the mainstream. After “Paparazzi” and “Telephone”, it seems like every artist with a decent budget wants to make videos that are twice […]
Aural Only: Robyn
The Scissor Sisters aren’t the only ones taking their dance music to a darker realm. Swedish pop star Robyn debuted the first official single from her new mini-album Body Talk Part 1, and it’s a far cry from her upbeat hype track “Fembot”. With an […]
Aural Only: Shakira
This is just sad. To make up for the poor chart performance of "She Wolf" in the US, Shakira's label has thrown her on a track with both Lil Wayne and Timbaland. Haven't we learned a lesson from Madonna? No matter how hard you cross […]