After getting our rocks off from pissing in and on each other, we agreed we still have plenty of other activities we wanted to experience. I really don’t know what it is about feet, because I thought a foot was such a vanilla fetish, but […]
Tag: Deviant Otter
Deviant Otter In “Good Guy, Great Hole”
It’s been a minute since we checked in with scruffy wonder Deviant Otter. He’s still finding equally scruffy dudes to bring home to his nest and fuck the bejeezus out of. This daddy type’s got that straight guy vibe going on which always sends me, […]
It’s Been A Minute Since We Checked In With Deviant Otter
He’s slutty. He’s sleazy. And he loves to sling the semen all over the place! He’s Deviant Otter! Having met Deviant Otter, I can say he’s a lovely individual – smart, kind and handsome. Which makes the utter depravity of his online activities STARTLING! He’s […]
Twitter Feed (Me): Who’s Posting Dirty Things On Twitter?
As you probably guessed, we had some technical bullshit happen on Friday afternoon which prevented any new posts from going up until this morning. I didn’t do it, but I will apologize on behalf of my company. The hiatus in posting meant that one of […]
Twitter Feed (Me) : Let’s Check In With Your Favorite Porn Stars On Twitter
My predecessor Tyler was often keeping track of what our porn-performing heroes were up to on the Twitter Bird. Is that something you guys were into, or did you just want me to keep giving you porn porn porn? Granted I’m sure some of this […]
Glory Hole Fail.
Deviant Otter Should Know Better! A couple months ago I had this whole tirade against the hole in the board masquerading as a glory hole and literally everyone I talked to agreed that it did not pass glory hole muster. And now I get an […]
Full of High Tops: Best Tweets of the Week
Some Sunday inspiration for everyone. Here at MHD, we love twitter. It’s good for complaining about stuff, sharing dirty pics, and secretly stalking people you think are hot. All pros in my estimation. Needless to say, I spend an inordinate amount of time on twitter.com keeping […]
ICYMI: [Clever Leap Day Wordplay Goes Here]
In Case You Missed It Wrap Up: February 29, 2016 Welcome, somehow, to yet another Monday. You may have noticed that the posting schedule the last few days has been a little light and we took a break from some of our regular […]
ICYMI: GIVE ME YOUR CUM, BITCHES
In Case You Missed It Wrap Up: February 22, 2016 Man! We killed it last week. There was so much good stuff that went up and you guys were all commenting and shit and it was great! That’s how Tyler gets to keep his […]
ICYMI: We All Like To Watch
In Case You Missed It Wrap Up: February 8, 2016 Alright! We’ve got a snow day for REAL here on the east cost. Not like last week when I was all “OMG SNOW! Let’s all stay home and jack off!” and then it didn’t […]