Y’all might remember that the last time Ms. Boulangerié Knowles got with those hot pieces of DICK from One Direction, she had just been FUCKED by the Backstreet Boys and anal was OFF limits. Now, these twink bitches done released their new single “Story of […]
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Underwear Drawer: Bulges For Charity
It’s for a good cause! At least that’s what you’re probably saying to yourself in a hesitant fashion while watching the video below. This is an ad for Benefits Cosmetics mascara, featuring Vinny from Jersey Shore and former jerkoff porn star Simon Rex. It’s all […]
9 Hot Jocks For You To Jizz Over
Since we were young gays and wanting to fuck the captain of the football team (fun fact – I fucked mine!), jocks have tackled us nude in our fap fantasies. Their aggressiveness, their competitiveness, their sports-sculpted asses…they’re the complete manly-man package. And baseball players are […]
Caption This: Stocks & Cocks
A guy sticks his dick in a hole. More specifically, he sticks his dick through the hole where you’re supposed to put your face, in a painting of a man and a woman captured in the stocks. He’s got a nice mushroom head and a […]
7 Uncut Guys For You To Swallow
Are you into covered wagons? Lots of guys are. With the backlash that circumcision has received in the past couple of years, you’d better learn to love a manly foreskin! We did some research, and identified the 7 most popular uncut guys on Manhunt. How […]
Hot Or Not: Chastity Devices
I’ll answer that – NOPE. Despite being a co-blogger on what is basically a gay porn blog for a couple of years, chastity devices had eluded my attention until today. Let me get this straight. You let another guy lock up your cock so you […]
Taken From Tumblr: Preppie Guys Look Like Dicks But Can Be Sexy
The pics on Buzzfeed from the Henley Royal Regatta on the Thames is preppie fetish max. But all the dudes are old. So I turned to Tumblr. Here’s what I’m going to ask you to do. Take five minutes to put aside the fact that […]
American Idol Drove Nathaniel Marshall (aka “Jaydn Daniels”) To Gay Porn
American Idol Season 8 competitor Nathaniel Marshall is moonlighting in porn for sites like Extra Big Dicks under the moniker of “Jaydn Daniels“. He’s got a new scene out opposite Joey Cooper. We understand why. Once you’ve had to deal with annoying Ryan Seacrest’s short ass, […]
Hot Or Not: Mummification
A LOT goes down in this clip from Gangster Fuck. The sub guy gets all wrapped and bound up in plastic and tape. He is force-fed yogurt? That’s not a euphemism, it looks like the dude in charge is making him eat yogurt. Am I […]
We’ve Got To Band Together To Improve The Self-Image Of Our Balls
Balls are just an unattractive feature of the male anatomy. They’re wrinkly, pendulous, and often distorted in color (seriously, I had a boyfriend whose scrote was swarthy on one side and fire engine red on the other. I don’t think he had anything wrong with […]