Two beefy fuckers (Xavi Duran and Nicolas Brooks) have some playtime in the bathtub. First Xavi puts a dildo in Nicolas’ bum. And then he realized that there’s nothing like the real thing! Oh, Men At Play, keep giving us guys in suits. And keep […]
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Ok, he didn’t shove the entire continent. Just one of the native instruments – the didgeridoo! Tall cocksucker Jack Hunter is Aspen’s roommate, and he’s practicing his didgeridoo. And he’s making so much native Australian noise that beefy little Aspen can’t sleep! Aspen’s pissed! He’s […]
I am REALLY into Phillip here. It’s funny that he’s such a rosy-cheeked babyface but is hairy like a beast below the waist. His legs, ass, buttcracks, pubes. It’s like a wiry forest. But I bet it’s actually rather soft. I’d like to find out […]
British supertwunk Gabriel Cross has Mikey Junior helping him to pack his stuff. Whilst preparing to pack said stuff, Mikey stumbles upon a big thick dildo that obviously belongs in his butt. Gabriel stumbles upon this scene and quickly goes from amused to impressed to […]
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The creativity of some of these porn sites never fail to amaze me. Dick Dorm’s schtick is that they’re college dudes hanging out and fucking cuz’ college can be boring and who wants to go to class? They could probably just stick with built young […]
That’s a trick question. It’s all of them! Zak Bishop’s a new look for American Muscle Hunks. He’s a different sort of muscle. (But they’re definitely on a jerk-off kick. Hi Johnny V.!) Secretly, I think they recruited him for his bubble butt, and its […]
My current obsession is Internet character and self-described “messy bitch,” Joanne The Scammer. She’s a bewigged ne’er-do-well and human performance art piece lampooning racial divisions and consumer culture. She thrills me to NO end. So how excited was I then when I found out that […]
