Facially, Arthur is so overwhelmingly boyish that you’re going to wonder if we checked his ID before posting this. Yet when you get below the waist, his body’s more appropriate for #WoofWeek than our Twink Tank series. His torso is covered in fur. It all […]
For the past few years, I have been using naked men in a secret battle against my own company. My extremely NSFW Tumblr page—affectionately known as I’M DEWITT, MOTHERFUCKER—has gained over 6,500 followers within a span of 4-5 years. Meanwhile, the Manhunt Tumblr is on […]
Have you ever heard the phrase “when it rains, it pours”? Because it is raining butts all over me right now, and I don’t even know what to do about all of them! Since last Thursday, our Everything Butt series has presented the gluteal masterpieces […]
I don’t write about Gay War Games very often, because the forceful (yet obviously consensual) dynamic turns me off almost as much as creampie cameras installed into toilets… But, hey, to each his own! Some of us fantasize about being kidnapped, tied up and used […]
We’re two days into our Seven Days of Loads celebration, and if you’re just joining us now, there’s no reason you can’t join in a day late (as long as you cum twice tonight to make up for it). The basic gist is that I’ve […]
With nine more months to go until we announce a winner, the race for 2014’s Hottest Cock Slut heats up as Italian sex god Paco joins a pool of early nominees that includes Eli Hunter, Scott Hunter (no relation) and Chaos Men newcomer Shiloh. Paco […]
You’ve seen him get tag-teamed by gay porn couple Tomas Brand and Logan Rogue. You’ve seen him get tag-teamed by gay porn couple Joe Gunn and Geoffrey Paine, and then you’ve seen Tom Wolfe join in to tag-team him some more. Now, it’s time to see […]
Normal, human penises are a burden best left behind in the 20th century! Everyone who’s anyone knows the future of anal sex rests in outer space, directly in the hands (or pants) of our extraterrestrial counterparts. Your hole should be prepared before the mother ship […]
What happens when you take a power bottom playing with a huge dildo and put him in reverse? Mac Geek Bear answered this question by taking a GIF from gay porn fetish site Club Inferno Dungeon and altering it to make it look like the toy’s […]
Which is weirder? This picture of an old lady with a dildo that’s practically the size of her body hanging from her fishing pole? Or the fact that I Googled “dildo fishing” and wound up playing five rounds of this game, solely because I was […]
