Truthfully, Clayton Archer isn’t always a bottom in his scenes. We suppose a more accurate title for this post would have been “Versatile Guys We Absolutely Love To Watch Getting Fucked”, but that just sounded way too wordy for our tastes. For the sake of […]
Tag: DILF
Aural Only: Low
Want to watch over four minutes of John Stamos looking atrociously handsome? Then look no further than Low‘s new music video for “Try To Sleep”. No, this isn’t a belated April Fools’ Day joke! Whether you choose to believe it or not, motherfuckin’ Jesse Katsopolis […]
Celebrity Skin: Chris Noth
You either want to see this or you don’t. And whichever side of the fence you fall on, it’s pretty clear that curiosity will get the best of you. For serious, okay? You can’t just tell someone that there are pictures of Chris Noth exposing himself […]
Hot Flash: Joe Mazza
Recognize this guy? The last time he appeared on this blog (also known as yesterday), he was shoving his massive cock into a hot redhead’s hungry hole. Yup, it’s none other than porn star Race Cooper, a man who’s made a name for himself as […]
Who Would You Rather?: TV Slacker Edition
Charlie McDermott spends the majority of his time in boxer shorts, while playing the character Axl Heck on ABC’s hit comedy The Middle. Meanwhile, Brian Van Holt is a total DILF as Courtney Cox‘s ex-husband on Cougar Town. Last but not least, we have Lucas […]
Secret Sex: Jeremy Bieber
Have you heard about this guy Jeremy Bieber? Apparently his daughter’s a huge pop star or something like that. We’re not really concerned about the details at the moment, because all we can think about is fucking him in seventy-million different positions. He’s totally hot […]
How Has No One Told Me About This Movie?
Have you heard about this movie The Kids Are All Right? It somehow manages to combine two of my all-time favorite things–lesbians and Mark Ruffalo. The plot centers around a couple (played by Annette Bening and Julianne Moore) whose children decide to seek out the […]
On The Download: Kelis, B.o.B. & More!
Whoever said "nothing in life is free" was extremely wrong, because we've rounded up four free MP3 downloads that'll make your day a little brighter. They're all fantastic in their own unique ways, and we've been listening to them on repeat all morning. Hope you […]
Would You Hit That?: Mark Valley
Did anyone catch the premiere of Human Target? I neglected to record it on my DVR (mostly because I had no interest in watching it), but I'm having regrets after getting a glimpse of the show's leading man Mark Valley. Can you say total DILF? […]
Secret Sex: Harvey Levin
For one of the first times, I received a request for our Secret Sex feature–Harvey Levin. To be entirely honest, I had no idea who this motherfucker was. Apparently he's the managing editor of TMZ and host of TMZ on TV. He also happens to be […]