“Gonzo Dick” is ©Dewitt. It’s when a guy’s hard dick curves onward, upward and then ddddoowwwnn-wward. Like the popular Muppet’s nose. It makes for an impressive-looking cock! It’s a dick that functions as a bridge over troubled waters, and then straight into your mouth or […]
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Twink Tank: Blaine
Technically, Blaine doesn’t belong in the Twink Tank. His (extraordinarily) hairy butt automatically disqualifies him from wearing that label, despite his slim build and boyish features. We suppose he could shave his crack fur and apply to do scenes for Helix Studios, but he doesn’t […]
Popular Demand: Tommy Defendi, Bulges & More!
Did you miss me? I took a few days off to scout new talent for Where’s Waldo’s Wang?, my forthcoming erotic art film full of horny bespectacled dudes in striped sweaters. Or perhaps I was just sick on my couch watching reruns of Parks & […]
Have You Ever: Been On Your Knees For Several Men?
Bukkake: a group sex act portrayed in pornographic films, in which several men take turns ejaculating on a man or woman. That’s the definition according to Wikipedia, though the article seems to treat it as if it’s something that doesn’t happen in real life. Let’s […]
Bottoms We Absolutely Love: Clayton Archer
Truthfully, Clayton Archer isn’t always a bottom in his scenes. We suppose a more accurate title for this post would have been “Versatile Guys We Absolutely Love To Watch Getting Fucked”, but that just sounded way too wordy for our tastes. For the sake of […]
When Awkward Small Talk Turns Into Hot Sex
When Seth Fisher and Glen Woods first meet, they kick things off with a discussion about romance languages. How incredibly arousing! While it’s a bit more intellectual than your typical opening banter for gay porn scenes, this brainy small talk provides an excellent contrast to […]
Quickie: Tristan Hamilton
Tristan Hamilton is a filmmaker based in Australia, but he pays his bills by “exploiting his assets”. For the record, those are his own words, and we’re pretty sure they just mean he’s a model. In fact, you may have seen him on the internet […]
Have You Ever: Not Made It To The Bedroom?
Immediately after typing the title of this post, we realized it could easily be misread as “Have You Ever: Not Made It To The Bathroom”. In case you’re worried, we promise today’s entry tackles a much sexier topic. So let’s cut right to it! Have […]
Luke Has A Gang Bang & Gets Covered In Jizz
Luke has been Dirty Tony‘s resident cockwhore for a while now. The last time we saw him, he was on his knees for some bukkake action with five other guys. And this time around? He’s fooling around with one less man, but acting a whole […]
Curious About The Current State of America?
I’m not sure how I feel about America right now. And I’m not talking about the 2010 midterm elections. As much as it was extremely important to get out and vote today, you probably didn’t come here to read a post about politics on Manhunt […]